The other day I get home from a long day at work, and discover someone has parked in my spot! A neighbor was having a get-togetehr, I figured the offender may be there, so I knock on the door and ask whose car it is.

There she was! A modern, vivascious, wonderful woman! She said it was her car, and gave me a look that let me know she wasn't moving it any time soon LOL! I had to drive a couple blocks away to find a place to park, but it was worth it just to meet such a wonderful modern woman!

Yesterday I drive home, and guess who's parked in my spot! This is getting to be a habit! ;)

I think this will be my next move, I just wanted to run it by my friends on here first for approval: I think the next day I leave for work, I'm going to leave a boquet of flowers on my spot, so that when she pulls in to it she'll see them. What I really need to know is what should I write on the card?

I'd slash her tires

Don't do it. Sound's like something I would do. For me, it would blow up in my face.

on the card I would write:

QUIT PARKING IN MY SPOT!!

i'd write: "*****, you park in my spot again and you can collect your car in the nearest ditch. p.s. you owe me for the last 2 times you parked here."

can't you have it towed...if its in your spot....HI SHOES!!!

Morning Etrain! How's everything with you today?

Sir!!! The gall!! The unmitigated gall!!

I take it you don't date very much!

Just ask her out. I mean, she could be married! You would be so embarrassed.

oh...can't complain...nobody would care

Yeah , if you want to play it nice.

forget asking her out, ned. you've already made yourself her ***** and lost her respect. if that first time she'd parked in your spot you'd told her "move your ass honey" instead of wussing out, you might have had a chance

I think you're right. Now, she's taking him for granted.

Well Sporky, all I can say is I see why you're still single! If this is how you talk to women, I'm surprised you can still show your face!

your next move should be......oh, i dunno......becoming a man?

women do not like wishy washy guys...your way to sensitive!!!you need to stand up for yourself Ned

i'm just messing with you ned, but seriously you have to stand up for yourself, or chicks won't respect you

I would be embarrassed knowing I was parking in someone else's spot and he was kind enough to leave me flowers. I would then have to accept a date with him to apologize.

Good Luck!!!!

Why, thank you Suzy!

Respectful Ned - 1

Disrespectful CAVEMEN - 0

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