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Thu 08/14/08 06:46 PM
No, just thinking out loud.....pus would be a really bad one, don't you think?

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Thu 08/14/08 06:44 PM


several have said Katherine Zita Jones..but I don't see it. ::shrug::


I totally see it.

I've gotten Jody Foster before. More so after Silence of the Lambs came out because my hair is dark.
" I've been in this room for eight years now Clarice, and I know they will never ever let me out while I'm alive....."

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Thu 08/14/08 06:41 PM
Chancre would suck too, along with boil and decubitus.......

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Thu 08/14/08 06:34 PM
I don't think Anal Wart would be a popular choice..........just guessing...

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Thu 08/14/08 06:32 PM
Steve Austin or Bill Goldberg....

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Thu 08/14/08 06:23 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

My favorite flavor is "wet spot." frown

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Thu 08/14/08 06:14 PM
They can climb up from under the dresser, mine do it all the time....

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Thu 08/14/08 06:12 PM
A woman who shaves.......pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

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Thu 08/14/08 06:06 PM
No, it was *****, the other white meat.....pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork .....Looks great up against a fence.....

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Thu 08/14/08 06:02 PM
pretends to be Quasimodo so he can read Jill's innermost thoughts.....

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Wed 08/13/08 06:30 AM
G' morning Tanya- ya don't look all that scary, I think you're grinning!flowerforyou

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Wed 08/13/08 06:05 AM
A doctor walked into one of his exam rooms and on the table sat a truly beautiful young blonde woman.They exchanged greetings and the doctor asked her to remove her blouse and skirt so he could begin his exam.
The doctor placed his hand on her stomach and began lightly stroking and palpating her abdomen. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked, and she replied "Yes, you're checking my appendix".
Encouraged, he began rubbing and kneading her full breasts. As he noticed her breathing become heavier, he asked again, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She nodded and said "Yes, you're checking my breasts for lumps."
Unable to restraint himself further, the doctor dropped his pants, climbed on top of her and began making passionate love to the young woman. As he neared climax, once more he asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes doctor" the woman panted, "You're checking me for STDs' that's why I came in here."

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Wed 08/13/08 05:43 AM
Skims the 90 cents from each dollar that goes straight into the pocket of the local State Representative....

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Wed 08/13/08 05:37 AM
Edited by cflbikedog on Wed 08/13/08 06:24 AM
They look goood- I need to get some and have been putting it off for various reasons, not the least of which being denial.....

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Wed 08/13/08 05:34 AM
I think all the "nice guys" ought to maybe look for a dominatrix........

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Wed 08/13/08 05:30 AM


Please guys....

Pay attention. If you say you are nice, you're not. If we say you're nice, that means a few things:

1. You have no backbone.
2. You are indecisive and wishy washy.
3. You are a whiner.
4. You are a taker, but think you're a giver.
5. We have no sexual attraction to you as a result of the above. Women are not into men they cannot respect.

Any questions??

I am so sick of this topic I want it to stop. Nice guys don't finish last. People finish exactly where they should for a variety of reasons. But don't you dare say you're nice and it's because of that you're single.

Man up.
So what do you call a guy with a big heart and treats others with care and respect? Just curious.
Men.......

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Wed 08/13/08 05:28 AM
Cuz I'm not a nice guy!:laughing: :laughing: flowers flowers

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Wed 08/13/08 05:26 AM

We sure have beat this topic to a pulp.

Synopsis:

Men - If you walk around proclaiming to be a nice guy, chances are you're not, you just think you are or just want to say you are.

The best compliment is one that is paid to you, not one you give yourself.

flowerforyou flowerforyou

Let it die already!!!!!!! G'morning Franflowerforyou

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Tue 08/12/08 08:10 PM
Again...........

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Tue 08/12/08 08:00 PM
Consider it done, Lily......flowerforyou

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