Community > Posts By > cflbikedog
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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, just thinking out loud.....pus would be a really bad one, don't you think?
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several have said Katherine Zita Jones..but I don't see it. ::shrug:: I totally see it. I've gotten Jody Foster before. More so after Silence of the Lambs came out because my hair is dark. |
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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chancre would suck too, along with boil and decubitus.......
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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't think Anal Wart would be a popular choice..........just guessing...
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Steve Austin or Bill Goldberg....
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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My favorite flavor is "wet spot." ![]() |
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OOPs
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They can climb up from under the dresser, mine do it all the time....
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Peanut butter and what...
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A woman who shaves.......
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No, it was *****, the other white meat.....
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pretends to be Quasimodo so he can read Jill's innermost thoughts.....
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Its a T-rexific day!
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G' morning Tanya- ya don't look all that scary, I think you're grinning!
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Yet another Blonde joke.....
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A doctor walked into one of his exam rooms and on the table sat a truly beautiful young blonde woman.They exchanged greetings and the doctor asked her to remove her blouse and skirt so he could begin his exam.
The doctor placed his hand on her stomach and began lightly stroking and palpating her abdomen. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked, and she replied "Yes, you're checking my appendix". Encouraged, he began rubbing and kneading her full breasts. As he noticed her breathing become heavier, he asked again, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" She nodded and said "Yes, you're checking my breasts for lumps." Unable to restraint himself further, the doctor dropped his pants, climbed on top of her and began making passionate love to the young woman. As he neared climax, once more he asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes doctor" the woman panted, "You're checking me for STDs' that's why I came in here." |
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Skims the 90 cents from each dollar that goes straight into the pocket of the local State Representative....
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Wear them or no....
Edited by
cflbikedog
on
Wed 08/13/08 06:24 AM
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They look goood- I need to get some and have been putting it off for various reasons, not the least of which being denial.....
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Nice doesn't mean nice
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I think all the "nice guys" ought to maybe look for a dominatrix........
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Nice doesn't mean nice
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Please guys.... Pay attention. If you say you are nice, you're not. If we say you're nice, that means a few things: 1. You have no backbone. 2. You are indecisive and wishy washy. 3. You are a whiner. 4. You are a taker, but think you're a giver. 5. We have no sexual attraction to you as a result of the above. Women are not into men they cannot respect. Any questions?? I am so sick of this topic I want it to stop. Nice guys don't finish last. People finish exactly where they should for a variety of reasons. But don't you dare say you're nice and it's because of that you're single. Man up. |
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Cuz I'm not a nice guy!
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We sure have beat this topic to a pulp. Synopsis: Men - If you walk around proclaiming to be a nice guy, chances are you're not, you just think you are or just want to say you are. The best compliment is one that is paid to you, not one you give yourself. ![]() ![]() Let it die already!!!!!!! G'morning Fran ![]() |
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ONE WORD GAME ABOUT SEX
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Again...........
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My very own personal hero
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Consider it done, Lily......
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