No not really. No offense meant.

Also, I feel the need to point out that some ladies really dig the chest hair...

That is so awesome!

It's an expression! You know like plain jane and the like. You have to grab the ladies attention!

When I was a toddler: I had a security blanket named Blankey and a doll named Cutie. No one was allowed to touch either but myself or my mother. Apparently a little girl picked up Cutie and I drew blood from bitting her.
When I was a kid: I had to touch every step on the way down the stairs.
When I was a teen: I went nutters for that hand santiary gel- I used it after I touched anything at school including some of my less savory classmates.
Now: I laugh at everything. I giggle when I'm in trouble. I laugh manically when I'm plotting evil. I snicker when confronted with something naughty.

OCD and I are like two peas in a pod.

No it's just awfully plain.
And no one likes plain white bread!

Unicorns, The

You are new!

And your profile does tell us one good thing!

You can rhyme. Good job!

Counting Crows, The

So I went to find something call me a cheat I am!

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No doubt

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