I LIKE HOW SHE THINKS!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhh many recipes!!!!!

Do they Bloom?
I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder about the fragrance?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come in long-stemmed?




Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers (Indianapolis).. The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!

amen!!!

I love that guy...he's a riot

I think my favorite will always be him and Clyde in "Every which way but loose"

I got broad side by a big pick up truck in my little sedan years ago with my baby with me. He was fine... I had major rotator cuff damage as stupid me USE to tuck my hand under my leg when i drove. My shoulder took the force of the impact.

MILF.... I found that term so disrespectful... but maybe its just me... any one else???

quite a visual!!!

This is my theory in part on this. I work full time, I'm in college, I have a teen son who is also in college. I am a single mom. I have a house to clean and tons of home work I need to keep yp on. Come Saturday Im exhausted and just want to lounge.

Although I feel a bit uncomfortable if someone shows up at my house and I'm still im my nighty, THEY should be more embarrassed for showing up unannounced.

I think it's kind of disrespectful to show just up without calling first and at least making sure I'm not busy??????????????????? am I wrong?

somedays your the windshield??? some days your the bug???

Funny you ask that... OUT OF THE BLUE!!!! an ex from 16 years ago found me on another site.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thats what smells the bestest!! and leaves ya wicked slickery!!

I'd be more than glad to dust ya off Lex

As long as its on the passengers side... you can blame someone else!!

It coulda been worse

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

find his song "show them to me" thats frickan hilarious

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful
hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I
don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I
wonder if there is an error in the grade.

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.

You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50%
of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you
did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire
career".