Somehow.... I just dont see him sewing... Ironing????

why doncha just tell us how ya really feel???

I wanna be Nurse Ratchet and pass out Meds!!!

Barq's rootbeer and Funyuns

and to whatever you overcame today..... CONGRATS!!!! it's never easy

My 2nd divorce. I didnt think I was strong enough to pick myself up and brush myself off and start all over AGAIN!

After I conquered that... COLLEGE!! That kind of scarey starting college at 40... but I did it, got my first degree, now going after my 2nd. The worse part about college at 40 is the first day.... after that...ITS SMOOTH SAILING BABY!!!

OMG!!! YES!! Thats long over due... you are correct!!

I was hoping to see some baby belly pics in your profile... whats up with that????????????????????? NADDA!!

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo trying to get my puter running better!!! what youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doin??

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman
who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.


In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"


All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around
to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,


'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'


DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

I think thats about the sexiest pair of granny panties a woman could ever want!!!

I gotta admit... im a stalker.. i love browsing profiles and learning new things about people. I dont care if they 22 or 92... every person has a story... every person is interesting.. maybe he is a browser too???????

you'd be surprised what they can, will and actually do!! I have worked in many nursing homes and have been shocked senseless more than once

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine..'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

probly not.. when we did our camping thing...we had a night where we all met for dinner... and the bartender had no clue what a Kahlua Sombrero was... we were bartenders for ourselves!!

dat ok Dubs... we have stuff called toilet water!!!

I'll show up with a football in hand and a mod shirt on back.. that work for ya Dubz?

no no no... long time ago when I was on ICQ... we rented a bunch of campsites and held a big get together.. that was sooooooooooooooooo much fun...

I write a poem and get it all out!!!

NICE!!!!