yikes!!!

ya dude, you're in montana...
suggest gathering some sticks, matches and snuggle buddy

I'm doing well, Fade. yourself? Thanks for the welcome

hehehe

yes mommy, i'll take a rum n coke with a twist of lime ty

ok, just got in the room but need to run off and get a shower so bbiaf

that's what i'm talkin' 'bout!

darn right! esp if we're talkin bout stolen shorts and young studs doin the stealin ;) rofl

would love to watch it with ya, with anyone lol anywho...

hey folks...I'm good
ghost, received and replied...we're cool dude :)
~CJ

hey folks whassup...

heya Niki and Tommie :) howzitgoin folks?

(((mommy))) (((pata))) (((Looloo)))
howdy folks

my youngest has special needs; high functioning autism and bipolar disorder. he's very stable and making significant progress but the highest level of functionality his doctor's and i have for him is a group home situation. i've accepted that and am ok...now. i wasn't always ok with it; it just took some getting used to. however, he's beginning to show greater progress at 14 (15 next month OMG) than we expected at 18ish so perhaps our estimation of his adult functional capacity is not giving him credit for all he is capable of achieving. I hope so. It would be beautiful for him. Yes, this is the same child I posted about today trying to get out of staying at school today LOL

I don't have it in my profile and tend to save it for something a bit later in a relationship before breaking it to folks. So far, guys have been pretty accepting. Although, I've not found Mr. Right but it had nothing to do with my child's issues. I just kind of think something of that nature can be a bit overwhelming in trying to get to know a new person and potential SO. If a person has potential then I bring up the topic. If they don't then I don't pursue it and can avoid putting the poor soul through the shock and trying to find a way to say they aren't interested without having to say OMG your kid is too much for me :)Mostly it just saves me the heartbreak of it all. All in all, I've found women are more critical/unaccepting of my child than men.

a few things I've had said to me by coworkers....

gee, i thought you always put on a strap-on
hey CJ, come over here and hook me up and turn me on
damn you're into some kinky ****
it's not there it's here
wow that was great, do it again

things I've said to coworkers
sure, I'll take that home with me but only if you come with it
yes, yes, right there baby faster faster
hey doc, how many inches do you take\


there are, no doubt, tons more but this is a nice sampling of my average workday

Thanks gals :)
You'd think this kid would get that you can't fool the mom who is an RN ROFL goofball!

my 14yo is at school and is telling them all sorts of crap gaining multiple trips to the nurses' office. it appears to me and the nurse there that he's making it all up, wanting to come home. "I feel like I'm out of my body, the room is moving..." crap like that. I had her take his BP, it is FINE. His temp and other vitals are NORMAL. He ate bfast but had her give him a snack, *just in case* his glucose levels were low. He looks just as normal as he always does. He *does* have a history of migraines and while what he's describing matches *MY* migraine aura profile, it does not match his and although his could be evolving, he's complained of no headache, albeit entirely possible to have aura only, but we've given him tylenol prophylactically so who knows. I talked to him and he *sounds* just fine. So, told him if he came home sick, there'd be no tv for the rest of the day - sick people need to be in bed not watching tv. If he came home and I could tell he wasn't sick, he'd be doing chores the rest of the day. Told him he'd have 30 minutes to lay in the nurses' office to 'feel better' then needed to go back to class. The nurse loved the idea ROFLMAO. Reminded her that she was free to voice her opinion to me if it looked like a total fake job and to put it in his file if she wanted for future reference...

Now, the lil sh*t needs to get back to class!

I don't date people I work with either. It's a big enough place were I to meet someone from another department but my department is rather exclusive so that's terribly unlikely. That aside, THEY'RE ALL MARRIED or just not 'on the list of possibilities' if ya know what I mean. Could it work out, ya I suppose so but it would be tough and if it didn't work out, it would be all those things you mentioned. OTOH, what if you missed out on *the one* just because you happened to work with him/her?

Ya, we say that one all the time at work, too. LOL Scrubs are so unattractive, eh?

mmwwwaaahhh tony and good mornin' to you too sweetie

storm, where I work STAT on a dying patient can take a friggin half hour, best go get the half n half yourself darlin...I'd fetch it for you but...i think it would sour before I could get it to ya

tidbit, that is just so not right. Sigh. (((((((hugs)))))))) teach them something a tad incorrect so it looks right but comes back to bite them in the arse

I think if it weren't for the orthodontic bands and wax, lipstick, powder for makeup touch ups, epi pen, keys, breath spray, tide to go, and about 5 other things I could live without a purse, too! I'm *almost* there, aren't I??? ROFL