I mean the WORST...drought, famine, unsightly stains, food between the teeth, chipped polish, popped buttons, and many, many more human atrocities.

I haven't had kids at home in a while, but apparently my brain still thinks it is necessary to pack the tools for "what if" in my purse. I just cleaned out my purse this morning and found a miniature sewing kit, dental floss, packets of Sweet N Low, Taco Bell hot sauce, ketchup, 1/2 bag of sour gummy worms, nail polish, stain wipy thingys, and one of those cute baby water bottles.

Good grief......no wonder my shoulders ache!!!

Wow you sound like my best friend, she carries EVERYTHING in 2 PURSES AT ALL TIMES

Solution:

1) Take the sewing kit and floss, make thongs and sell on ebay - make a bunch of cash - tons of suckers out there.
2) Take the Taco Bell sauce and pour liberally over noodles - call it spaghetti and feed to friends - they'll love it.
3) Take the gummy worms and give to some kid - they never go bad (I think).
4) Dump the Sweet N' Low in your boss' coffee and walk away.
5) Use the water bottle as a handy creamer dispenser.

There U go - empty purse!

I don't even carry a purse..

Me either

umm...what's a purse??

Now I know why I don't carry a purse

I think if it weren't for the orthodontic bands and wax, lipstick, powder for makeup touch ups, epi pen, keys, breath spray, tide to go, and about 5 other things I could live without a purse, too! I'm *almost* there, aren't I??? ROFL

I used to carry the 'utility backpack' as a single dad. Somthing about a diaper bag with rubber duckies just screams "pansy".

mon - fri = if it doesnt fit in my pocket it stays home.
sat - sun = if I need a purse, it better well be worth it. lol

I learned many years ago, Never look in a womans pocket book. Some of the stuff in there is just plain scary!

OMG, now I hear ya on this one I would be afraid to see what all is in mine at times it gets so heavy makes me think what the heck. HUmmmmmmmmmmmm well if you use your purse for yur piggy bank hmmmmm all the extra change I just through in then I forget about it till finally my purses gets to feeling awful heavy never fallse when ya have close to $10 in change in the bottom of your purse that stuff weighs ya down lol. Heck once forgot that I had left a can of Dr.Pepper in there. Ohhhhhhhh I see it is time to clean out the purse again must be plenty of change in there right now lol.

lol