when you don't get upset cuz i fed them chocolate cake for breakfast Then serve me chocolate cake for breakfast ![]() |
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 4
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The past is in your head, but your future is in your hands! ![]() And where is the present? |
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Response
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Try give an original message when texting someone. Honestly, if a guy can't find more than one word to open a conversation or tries to nudge me, I move on quickly. It's not what I'm looking for.
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Return to love
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I'm sorry, I just can't think of a worldwide pandemic as a beautiful thing.
No more than thinking a war (any war) is a beautiful thing. Focusing on my own individuality doesn't weaken the love I feel for others, it makes it stronger. I need no pandemic to make me appreciate those I love. I always rushed home from work to be near my family. Spending time around those I love is what makes my life complete. Sadly, many people have their priorities in life all mixed up. Many live in a world surrounded by superficial love displays. Trying to live a lie is difficult no matter the circumstances. In those situations, social restrictions which force people together can cause delusions of love to crumble. Eventually reality always wins. There are those of us who live alone with our loved ones living elsewhere, having families of their own. The social restrictions actually reduce the time we get to spend with those we love. We make due with facetime or a phone call. For some of us this...event, hurts and is anything but beautiful. There's pros and cons to both situations. I'm fortunate that my kids are my true family and they are with me. It hurts knowing that there's people suffering but this isn't anything new. Suffering is part of being human. I chose to live in a bubble I created as time flies by. I'm carving out time for precious memories and making the most of a difficult situation. Trust me, it's not all roses, there are thorns. But it's what you make of it. |
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Topic:
Where Were You Then
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Where were you then?
It's a selfish, self seeking, self important question, But it crosses his mind Time after time, Like a chorus repeating Line after line. Choirs watched while he was drowning, Fighting and gaping for air his hand reached out for help, But they swiped it away saying, "It's an ocean of his own making." Words echoed in his head as waves broke, As bubbles of his last breath were escaping. His lungs burned, Filling with water As he sank below the blue To murky dark depths below. It was there he found a treasure Anchored alone in a water grave. It was there the whole time Waiting to be found. When westerly winds died down And high tide slowly turned, He returned from the sea Dragging a heavy chain. Where were you then? He feel to his knees exhausted, Yet still tugging the rusted links. A curious crowd gathered to watch, Sea gulls cawed in anticipation, Strangers stepped forward helping pull the load, But where were you then? After an eternity it emerged Exposing a forgotten treasure to the world. Finally, you stepped out of the crowd With open arms out to embrace, But he didn't recognize you. It's funny what drowning does to memories, "I don't know you." He said. Thanks for the comments and thoughts Genius! |
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they always leave me they think i have money. when i dont give, they leave. Have you tried keeping them tethered in the basement? I've just discovered neon gaffer tape, it'll definitely help. And no doubt so much nicer than the plain stuff ![]() |
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they always leave me they think i have money. when i dont give, they leave. Have you tried keeping them tethered in the basement? I've just discovered neon gaffer tape, it'll definitely help. |
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Return to love
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I'm fortunate to be a teacher. My kids love being in my classroom, around the dining room table, books scattered everywhere, going for adventures. So I'll keep them home as long as possible. A few friends have asked if their kids can join my makeshift classroom. I love the beautiful chaos of learning.
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Sports
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What happened to my clothes the last time I got arrested for streaking naked at the Glasgow table tennis championships and jumping the table two years ago? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is streaking a sport... Isn't it normal to be naked when streaking? |
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Sports
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Do light sabres count as a fencing sport? I'unno -I tend to think of a sport as something you can play again. |
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south africa
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I roadtripped with a friend from Joburg to Cape Town, she was relocating. The scenery was beautiful but we couldn't really leave our car to go hiking in the mountains or explore the areas we drove thro.
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south africa
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It's not on my bucket list.
Plenty beautiful places that are much safer to visit! |
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Topic:
Bank Robber!
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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He then says,"Open the vault skank?" The woman says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here". The man says, "Open the vault right now, or i'm going to blow your f*****g head off!" She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, "Take out one of those jars?" The woman said,"please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man said, "Take out one of those jars right now, or i'll blow your head off". The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, "Take the lid off and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, "Sir, this is sperm. Please, i'm not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave?" The man says, "Take the lid off and drink it, or i'll blow your head off!" So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it, with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man. To her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, "See! It's not that f*****g dificult is it?"
He should have made her wear latex first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Takes one to know one ![]() |
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True love
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Hard to get! Have you looked under the fridge? |
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True love
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Hard to get! You can't get love, it's rather reciprocated |
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Topic:
Bank Robber!
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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He then says,"Open the vault skank?" The woman says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here". The man says, "Open the vault right now, or i'm going to blow your f*****g head off!" She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, "Take out one of those jars?" The woman said,"please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man said, "Take out one of those jars right now, or i'll blow your head off". The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, "Take the lid off and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, "Sir, this is sperm. Please, i'm not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave?" The man says, "Take the lid off and drink it, or i'll blow your head off!" So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it, with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man. To her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, "See! It's not that f*****g dificult is it?" He should have made her wear latex first. |
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Why you're hiding your face...
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There's a lid for every pot.
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I'm originally from Zimbabwe. Would love to go back but
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 4
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Loving this post!
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