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"I have been treated too well by the men in my life to waste time on jerks and leaches."
A few good men spoil it for the rest of us. |
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"Well, if your reading this you should get to know me. "
Let's not jump to conclusions. |
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"Please don't send me a message that only reads "Hi!" or "How are you?"...depending on the mood I'm in or the day I've had, there is no telling what response you may get back (if you get a response). It could be an witty reply or a naked picture...of my grandma."
Now I'm just curious how you have a naked picture of your grandma. |
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"Let me describe what I would NOT do for a first date: Dressing up in plaid, renting a two-man bicycle, and peddling our way through the ghetto."
And let me describe a profile that would NOT result in a first date. |
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" As of latly I have been transforming my yard into a Junkyard chic kind of look"
Turning your yard into a set for Sanford and Sons isn't really what I would consider 'chic'. |
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"One day you will come to me and ask me whats more important: You or my life? I will say my life and you will walk away never knowing you are my life..."
Maybe if you told me before I walked away........ |
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"My goal is to finish collage and become a write."
It's tough to find enough little pictures. |
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"Give me vegetarian food, you have my soul."
I hope Beelzebub doesn't have a garden..... |
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"I cant say the word cinnamin."
You can't spell it either. |
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" I have a boring life that consist of sitting, eating, sleeping, taking short breaths and doing it all over again."
You realize this doesn't really make me want to spend time with you. |
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"MY HEART IS BIG AS GOLD"
I always love a good mixed metaphor. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 01/16/11 10:47 AM
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"I can't believe that a person being "religious" or someone's belief that the King James Bible is "the one that Jesus read" makes them a more spiritual being than I."
If Jesus read the King James bible, that really would be something... since it didn't exist until around 1600 years later and a good part of it was written about him well after his death. |
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"maybe you haven’t ever thought of turning off sports long enough to question the origins of the things you think you know before giving away all of your power and mind as an individual to worship them. "
It's 4th and long and you're blocking the tv. |
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"I have fish both saltwater and regular fish."
It's this kind of labeling that causes tuna to organize. |
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"Let's see where do I start here,because I don't want to bore anyone."
Way to define "self-fulfilling prophesy". |
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"FOR SOME OCASIONS IM SHIE"
Probably at spelling bees. |
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"im tired of the dating games and head games, im tired of being lied to and cheated on, and im tired of being left."
I would think, with all the head games and lying and cheating, that you'd be the one leaving. |
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"I have a whole in my heart that needs to be fixed."
A whole what? Was it broken before it got there? |
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"what to put here? If my family dont like you you dont stand a chance."
That's not it. |
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"SHT IM A REAL *** BOTTOM **** SO SHT THAT PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL!!!!!!!!!"
It certainly says enough. |
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