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"IF I meet you face to face, that does not GUARANTEE anything happening."
I'm pretty sure nothing will happen if we don't. |
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"Hi, boy this is my first time to try something like this, but its exciting isn't it?"
The excitement dissipates quickly after the first few emails. |
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"I am very well rounded (literley)"
The metric system is finally catching on. |
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"I love go movies or renting them. Love cook. And hangout with friends and family on couch eating popcorn. Love go rock concert.. Like listen rock and some country."
Like meet. Like get pizza. Like talk and laugh. Maybe go my cave after. |
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"I laugh at everything. I just think the more you laugh and enjoy life the happier you are."
That's a lot like saying.... "I drink lots of water. I think the more water you drink the less thirsty you are." |
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"I am emontionally and financially secure."
But not orthographically, I'm guessing. |
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"I can entertain dogs and cats, small children and most adults."
I'll give you a call for my dog's next birthday party. |
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"L*** G***** is a whore. He is a cheater."
That would be good information if I were looking for a man to date. Which I'm not. Not that there's anything wrong with that..... |
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"Im not a drinker but if you are and need someone to take care of you when you have a lil to many Im the type of person that is there for you. "
Codependency is the foundation for many fine relationships. |
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"I am a big church person. "
You are a big person that likes likes church? You like big churches? You're half person, half church? OHHhhhh..... I get it. You attend church regularly. |
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"i like to listing to spanich and country music. "
The spanich music is high in iron. |
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"I'm currently going through a divorce, I do have kids and I know to some men that's "bagage" "
And to some it's like chum in the water. |
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"I am good to anybody I like so beware you may get hurt."
I don't know what this means. Every time I read it I come up with something else. |
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"well im looking for someone that dont judge the other person"
Now I'm very suspicious of this other person. |
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"I am going to school to become a deaf interpeter."
Didn't know there was a school to make you deaf, much less a deaf interpreter. |
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"I am blond and sexy and aventually want kids"
I call this one "Stereotypes: They don't make themselves up." |
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"I love men who have systems in there cars"
I have a deal-a-meal in the glove box. Does that count? |
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"I want to finish my degree with vet school and maybe work at the vet to help animals."
I think I stumbled in to the interview portion of the Miss America Pageant. |
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"I AM ALL ABOUT FAMILY, THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY OWN ONE DAY. "
What, a family or a life? |
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"I am not a barbie doll, so if you don't like chubby girls, keep on movin."
Why do I have to be the one that moves? |
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