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crazy sentences
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viagra and smiled lets go home to the wife!.
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crazy sentences
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and set the dude on fire
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crazy sentences
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magic dragon behind him
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Morning!
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Bacon n Eggs, yum. Coffee = Nasty without lots of cream and sugar ;D I put cream in my coffee@ french vanilla and 2 sweet and lows i try to stay away from refined sugars |
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Morning!
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Good morning! Hope you had a good evening last night?  
i ate popcorn and went to bed a ten it was an ok night |
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Morning!
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Morning Brenna 
good morning misty! 
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Morning!
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Well i just wanted to say good morning to all!....and cheers with my first cup of coffee of the morning
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The fly
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LOL well i thought it was funny
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The fly
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There is a fly flying aound the water under the fly is a fish
The fish knows if the fly drops six inches he cold jump up out of the water and get the fly On land there is a bear and the bear knows if the fly drops six inches the fish will jump and he will get the fish There is a hunter and the hunter knows if that fly drops six inches the fish will jump there bear will catch the fish and he would shoot the bear There is a sandwich sitting next the the hunter and there is a mouse that knows if that fly drops six inches the fish will jump the bear will move to catch the fish the hunter will shoot the bear and he can have the sandwich There is a mountain lion and the mountain lion knows if that fly drops six inches the fish will jump the bear will get the fish the hunter will shoot the bear and the mouse will get the sandwich and he can get the mouse The fly drops six inches the fish jumps the bear gets the fish and hunter shoots the bear and the mouse runs for the sandwich and the mountain lion dives for the mouse but misses and lands in the water MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHEN THE FLY DROPS SIX INCHES THE ***** GET WET! |
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Things that go missing
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Holy Cow, I pulled out a pendulum and asked a few questions and determined it was under my seat. So I double checked under both front seats. Still didn't find it. Stood there looking at my car and thinking and suddenly saw it in plain site. It WAS under my seat. As in under my behind. Everytime I got into the car to look for it, I sat on top of it. I have a very big winter coat so I never felt it! I've only been trying to find it for 2.5 hours. Now I can finally get my errands done. lol i was gunna say look under your seat but in the crack |
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Things that go missing
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Well, I can't do anything today. I needed to go out and get new ink for my printer, and gas in the car, and some stuff to make soups and salads. I can't find my darn wallet. It was in the car under my dance skirts. At least I thought that all I took into the house was my book. My car was locked and in the drive for two days. It was still locked when I went out to my car. But I can't find that wallet anywhere. Maybe I did take it into the house, but I've cleaned all the usual places in the living room and the bedroom and it isn't anywhere. It turned into smoke and drifted away.    
I could help if ya wan me to i just need the very last place you seen it in and describe the layout of your house. ok ill try but it don't always work lol |
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Things that go missing
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Well, I can't do anything today. I needed to go out and get new ink for my printer, and gas in the car, and some stuff to make soups and salads. I can't find my darn wallet. It was in the car under my dance skirts. At least I thought that all I took into the house was my book. My car was locked and in the drive for two days. It was still locked when I went out to my car. But I can't find that wallet anywhere. Maybe I did take it into the house, but I've cleaned all the usual places in the living room and the bedroom and it isn't anywhere. It turned into smoke and drifted away.
I could help if ya wan me to i just need the very last place you seen it in and describe the layout of your house. |
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ok...thinking outloud here
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i guess you are all right. what one perceives as beauty the person next to them may not. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. my issue is my weight. but then again, some men adore bigger women...its all in how they see it i guess. 
BIG CHICKS RULE!!!! all men should like us we are more fun and more cushion for the pushin 
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ok...thinking outloud here
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I get a bit irritated when people tell me Im tiny all the time......like i dont know this??? 
I try to be honest and tell everyone that i'm chubby and or a fatty and they say no your not! and i'm like o boy yes i am just all the fat from my face congragated to my ass! |
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Lonely vs Happy
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Is it possible to be Happy and Lonely at the same time or am I just kidding myself? Yes it is i'm happy to be single at times but sad that i'm alone no one to say goodnight to but you have your beautiful daughter to look at and i know she puts a smile on your face! |
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movies
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what are some good movies out in theaters I am legand the bucket list |
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Pet Q&A 3
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a pygmy goat. well that would be 12-14 years |
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Pet Q&A 3
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yes of course...but it will be sooo worth it to have a job you actually like/love...mmmmm...i love the way horses smell, sound, feel ooooo yea lol hehehe |
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Pet Q&A 3
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what is the life span of a goat? what kinda goat? |
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Pet Q&A 3
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good for you
Yea i'm in love with horses well all animals really its been a long 6 years |
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