Community > Posts By > crafty_poet
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How would you feel if...
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Is it honest to express positive remarks about inwardly negative thoughts?
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How would you feel if...
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...You are a guy and someone wrote to you and said "You would look real cute without the facial hair"
or if you are a gal reading this, if someone makes the same type of comment about something about your picture? Would your general response be positive or negative? |
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"You better call for back up, Officer. I was speeding because I don't have a license, this is a stolen car and I killed the owner with the gun I hid under one of the seats and you will find a body in the trunk"
Now when the senior officer arrives tell him "I have no idea why I'm being detained; my license is in my wallet along with the car insurance and registration and these ridiculous notions this cop has about dead bodies are just as ridiculous as the accusation I was speeding!!!" |
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To Be in Love
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To love is a decision
to be renewed each day but to really "be in love" doesn't work that way It takes no daily effort when in your eyes I see that sparkle of delight reflected back at me I realize that certain times of stress and circumstance cause the feelings to subside and weaken our romance but then a simple gesture, a flower or the softest touch reminds you that I love you so very, very much Then when you cuddle up against me gently pressed nestled on the sofa head upon my chest It fills my heart with gladness and every feeling deep until our love consumes us and in perfect peace we sleep Then when the morning finds us, two things are surely true The love you give so freely Is just like mine for you sitting here alone in a sappy mood tonight... steven |
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I was driving along a curvy road last night when I went into a right hand turn which seemed quite endless. After a few minutes in the turn I realized my worst fear was true. Just ahead I could see my own tail lights and in my rear view mirror I could see what I was fairly sure were my own headlights. To verify, I flashed the highbeam and yes, it was true, I was behind myself. I was irritated that I was driving so slow ahead of me, so I crowded myself just a bit by accelerating slightly, but in response, I started tailgating myself (which was even more annoying) so I touched my brakes slightly to warn me back. Well, that had no effect so I slammed my brakes in an act of road rage but once again I knew it was about to happen since I was the person behind me so I swerved and passed me on a double yellow line. That really made me mad so I sped up to get the plate number which I did. I considered using my cell phone and calling the plate number in to the police but I realized I barely had enough money to pay for gas, let alone an expensive ticket. Besides that, on a citizen's complaint I figured I would need another witness, and although by then I was completely beside myself, I realized the police would have a very difficult time determining which of us was the guilty party.
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If people were turned...
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I just don't think I could live like that!
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Topic:
If people were turned...
Edited by
crafty_poet
on
Mon 09/01/08 07:52 PM
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The Belly Button
Innies would be outies outie would be in heart on a sleeve and reality thin The eyes would turn in guts would be ucky the bones would be bony and liver so yucky Our skin would be in nerves would get frayed We'd spill our guts and need a band aid! |
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I'm sick of dating
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This sounds more like a "too much drinking" story than a "too much dating" one!
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New infectious disease
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I have contracted the disease myself after getting stitches in my left hand. The bill for 17 minutes of ne doctors work was $580. I was Pistoff when I opened the envelope
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You are in a public community forum. You can't dictate who reads or answers your forum posts.
Your question is a no brainer anyway and you should be able to figure it out easy. Look at your own profile and ask if there is enough information there for you to be interested in you. I say not. You list nothing to cause women to RELATE to you and showing a shirtless body but not showing a face is a real NO-NO for most people except the pervs. |
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EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
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That Rocks!!!
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loneliness
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Something there is that does not need a revolving door
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#1 dad,
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I received a small statue with that inscription on it. My favorite "Dad" T-Shirt is one I wore today. It says "It's a DAD thing... You wouldn't understand"
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#1 dad,
Edited by
crafty_poet
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Tue 08/26/08 01:37 AM
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I have 5 kids, all grown who love me. It's what life is all about
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Perving and emailing
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I looked at your profile to see if you are really a witch but I don't perv profiles
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Pi$$ed off
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Some people add you to favorites just so they can get back to you later. It is a bookmarking method.
Others add you to favorites hoping you will show your interest by writing or adding them to your favorites list too. |
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Roses are red
Orchids are blonde but I like the lilies I find in the pond I love the wildflowers I find on the way in so many colors that make a bouquet |
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Orchids are erotic
I usually gather wildflowers along the way Cemeteries are not a good idea. Ghosts might follow me to my gal's house trying to get the flowers back and she might find the ghost more attractive than me. Roses are way over-rated but a single rose makes a nice simple statement depending on the color. |
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That is classic. I just laughed so hard a fart skipped out...!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee I apologize to anyone in your room for that. Actually I have found this to be one of the most amusing posts I have ever read. It reminds me of the old adage "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink" Roses? I bet she gives them to someone else with a new label and card. |
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OOOPS!!! I guess I missed the heading to this post. I noticed it when I was about to log out. I mistakenly thought "When in an EXCLUSIVE Relationship" implied you were in a relationship. Now that I read it again I realize the relationship excludes you, so now the answer is quite easy. Yes, it is OK to log in to any dating site you wish once you have excluded someone you once considered being in a relationship with.
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