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What type of girl....
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Tell your friend you want to show her the batcave, but she has to be blindfolded to protect its secret location and when she gets in the car. . .
Strip club time |
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I'm favoring Gehenna or Ragnarok over Revelations atm
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It's difficult to answer, because physical attractiveness is not a set thing even in regards to a single person. Personality definitely affects how I see a person as a whole.
It's like those girls that tramp around bars promoting an alcohol I really like. At first I'm thinking wow, hot chick, newcastle, could it get any better . . . and then they open their mouths and I want to tear out my eyes with a coat hanger. |
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Are you a 'good catch'?
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I'm narcissistic and delusional enough to say yes
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What's your...
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whiskey shots
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Game time.....
Edited by
Adeph
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ok sorry,,,i'll be nice next time boney joe, I would say neither, you look like a good fishing buddy and fishing doesn't count as quiet, considering all the swearing |
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what would unfriendly fun entail?
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Never dare someone to staple their own arm; in their pain-induced rage they might try to kill you with the stapler
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YAY....
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and I turned in my last final today!!!! Although, I'm really confused as to what I'm supposed to do for the next few weeks
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how many....
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My Mom taught me maners which I use at all times around the ladies. Just comes natural. 
Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaave Maaaaaaaaaan!!!! 
hahaha, and son |
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how many....
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haha, I do that all the time and it confuses as many women as it flatters
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Kool
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yup, gotta keep people up to date with the latest in addiction
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I really hate it!!!!
Edited by
Adeph
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Fri 05/23/08 05:01 PM
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well really you only have three options:
1. Ignore it - boring 2. Forward it - lame 3. Create your own that claims if they don't forward your email, send you $20, sacrifice their children and throw feces at their neighbors, then the price of gas will triple every time they stop to fill up - awesome |
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Psssst......
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Hey you. Perv me. it sounds even more perverted when you shorten it to perv |
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I always pick up change surprises me how much I find. Months after a tornado hit a bank, I found quite a bit of bills, stuck in a brush pile. Bet it came from that bank. Now if I could only build a weather machine to target banks with cyclones . . . mwahaha |
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only if my right hand is free and I haven't coughed in the last 42 seconds.
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I would feel like I won a contest and would probably make a sash for myself declaring me as the winner.
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smooching
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smooching is being phased out and is soon to be completely unavailable, please try "hooking up", "making out", "sucking face", or many of our other fine verbs
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another newbe...
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hey all, afriend told bout this so i thought i'd give it a shot....try anything once..... When people say they'll try anything once, I don't think they're fully acknowledging the potential lethality of some possibilities. |
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My Turn...
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welcome to Jinxed and Sleepless Humans. . . I mean Just Say Hi
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