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Mon 01/12/09 08:49 PM
I dunno...ohwell

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Mon 01/12/09 08:42 PM


#1 and #2 say enough before you even get to #3. Really...unless your still 18-21 and going to college, theres no reason you should still be living with momma.


Ummmm....

My Mom is in a really bad spot right at the moment. She is now living with ME until I can get her into a better place than where she was.

It was either she comes to my place, or she'd freeze to death where she was.

Don't tell me there is NO reason for living with Mom.


You sound like a good sonflowerforyou

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Mon 01/12/09 08:36 PM
Seriously...You know it isn't right.
Trust your gut...if you had to ask then you don't want to get "stuck"

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Mon 01/12/09 08:33 PM
Oh HELL no!

He is Inconsiderate, desperate and struggling.

If you want to keep him around to ride the bolgnia pony then fine...but nothing to "keep"noway

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Fri 01/09/09 04:13 PM
I would be EXTREMELY cautiousspock

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Sun 01/04/09 05:30 PM
I can't say I regret the guys I have dated.
I made it a point to learn from each relationship and that has helped me become the woman I am today.

No regrets.flowerforyou

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Sun 01/04/09 05:16 PM

Just play that for him....laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740d8sTpM7U


This is going to stay one of those SECRET crush things.............

LAME!pitchfork

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Sun 01/04/09 05:15 PM

go set the washer to spin cycle and sit on it


Done that several times already!embarassed

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Sun 01/04/09 05:13 PM
I think a SOLID,semi thick, well proportioned man would be an attractive body for me.drool
I'm a big girl and walking along side those skinny guys wouldn't make me feel very protected.ohwell

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Sun 01/04/09 05:09 PM
I just wanted to state how sexually frustrated I am...grumble

I work in a place that can be considered a "candy shop of men"... smooched
There are so many to choose from and a few have expressed interest in getting to know me.blushing
I've got my eye on this ONE lollipop that I wish I could have SO badly drool but he has a LOT of baggagetears . I know if things ever became "more" between us, I couldn't keep him.
...but Geez, he is SO tempting!

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Sun 01/04/09 05:02 PM


Ok...

well keep that in mind when your face is down there where the cheap toilet paper you bought didnt do its job!sick laugh



ill slaphead

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Sun 01/04/09 04:59 PM
Edited by Voluptuous on Sun 01/04/09 05:01 PM
At least 15-20 sheets...
I make sure my hands are protected at ALL times.

If I poop or am on my monthly, I use baby wipes...This way my a$$ can remain so fresh and so clean.bigsmile





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Sat 01/03/09 11:37 PM


I use to be a Hair model for Toni&Guy so I would say I've dyed my hair about 25 times.

<---------- All this is Virgin right now blushing


Your hair is beautiful,so shiny, & with those eyes I can see why you were a hair model.


WOW!

Thank you!
blushing

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Sat 01/03/09 04:08 PM
If a man should want to give me the gift of Lingerie, we better be at that point in the relationship or things could go badly for him.spock
If we ARE at that point and my lover wants to see me get dressed up...all I can say is I hope I don't disappoint.blushing

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Sat 01/03/09 09:39 AM
<----------- Still hopeful.

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Sat 01/03/09 09:32 AM
I use to be a Hair model for Toni&Guy so I would say I've dyed my hair about 25 times.

<---------- All this is Virgin right now blushing

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Sat 01/03/09 09:29 AM
My best friend is an African American male (I think winking :laughing: ) but I have yet to meet someone that I'm attracted to that just happens to be African American. ohwell

...I can tell you what I get from the African American and Hispanic males I have come across that PISS me off...rant

When they look at me or introduce themselves to me, they have this nasty little habit of biting their bottom lip while scanning my body...like I'm some piece of meat.ill - INSTANT TURN OFF!!!!

...Those men, have NO tactnoway

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Sat 01/03/09 09:21 AM
I'm not addicted to Coffee...


But I am addicted to foodembarassed slaphead

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Sat 01/03/09 09:19 AM
I know I'm joining this conversation a bit late but...ohwell

I haven't met anyone remotely close to what I think "love" should be.slaphead
I honestly don't think I will meet my "love" on this site either.
I think I will be one of the people that meet their mate in person.oops


Happy huntingpitchfork

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Fri 01/02/09 09:49 PM
A doctor had to be the bearer of bad news when he told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction. Not more than
five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."



rofl

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