Thats a beautiful poem and so very true


Congrats with it

Oh thats bad


But hilarious

very cute

Real is always better


But there are advantages to everything

Not a chance

why pretend or play games

thats just a bigger waste of time

You are very talented at writing

was awesome to read

thank you

A friend sent these to me, and i thought they were worth putting here for the amazing people at JSH to enjoy as well.

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER
DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR
A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE
A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING.
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I saw this published from the best friend a few months after it actually happened and it brought tears to my eyes, and still does..Such a tragdey it was


I have passed it on to many that i knew would keep it going steadily...
Is nice to see it still making the rounds

thats the way to go girl

thats very nice to read



Great job

I agreee with ya on this one

good one

Guess that would depend on the monkey ????

Hummm
I'd have to say a nice banana to start with

We went to check it out, and was very cool to see and read all about it..

He got our vote


good luck and hope he wins first place

thats so cute

You mean you didn't grab her on the way by ?

Oh mickey i am dissapointed now....

that is not like you at all.......Teheehehe