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| Topic: The suitcases. (My first one today) | |
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A customs agent stopped Sam, an elderly Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases.
In the first suitcase, the agent found over 1 million English pounds in £10 notes. "Excuse me, sir" he asked Sam, "where did you get all this money?" "Vell, I'll tell you," Sam began, "I love Israel. For many years I travelled all around the world and stopped off at all of the public toilets in all the major cities; I vent to New York, I vent to London, I vent to Madrid, to Prague, to Paris, everywhere. As soon as I arrived, I vent into all the cubicles where the men were peeing and I say to them, "Give me £10 for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife." "That's quite a story," the customs agent said, "what's in the second suitcase?" "Vell, you know," said Sam, shaking his head, "not everyone likes to give..."  
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