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How do you want to die?
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wrapped in the arms of my loving partner, with both of us going at the same time, so neither has to live a moment without the other. My grandparents got this send off. My grandfather had heart failure in his sleep on christmas morning. My grandmother got up aroud 4am to use the bathroom. On her way to make the coffee for the morning, she had her second or third massive stroke, and was gone before she hit the floor. Neither one knew the other was gone. So as I say, I would like to go while wrapped in the arms of my loving partner, with us both leaving at the same time. 
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How do you want to die?
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Beer in one hand, winkie in the other lol lol 
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How do you want to die?
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How about if we decide how others will die? Too dark? Nah. I'll start with you. You will be shot in the chest after you've had a fight with your ex girlfriends boyfriend. As you are shot, you will fall into oncoming traffic. And the kicker is, the traffic doesn't stop. Hahaha. |
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How do you want to die?
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In a moment of exctacy..........  
Ohhhh. Good one!
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It's Pandog!
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You could sing this to the tune of the Cat Dog theme song ... it would be great . Awesome!
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How do you want to die?
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dying is inevitable..why for us to decide..lets make others live Agreed. But hey, we're all just having a little fun! |
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With all of these new problems in America, we may all die from walking.
Who knows; water may even be unhealthy for us eventually. |
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How do you want to die?
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I think the cigarettes will get me in the end.
Then again, I may just end up getting really old before I die a natural cause. I think I'll go with the cigarettes. |
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How do you want to die?
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i wud wish to die saving someone..hope u get me..something like a brave warrior Ahhh! Good one, indeed. |
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How do you want to die?
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Everything we do puts us at risk of death.
We have food that has to be recalled because some life threatening virus has contaminated it. We can't breathe in our own air without the worry that we may be breathing in incredibly harmful fumes. And we can not walk down the street at night without having to worry about getting robbed, murdered, or even kidnapped. My generation is seeing the best of the worst. No matter what we do in life, we're always putting ourselves at risk of some sort of death. Ah, what fun. So, if everything can kill you, I say you pick your poison and stay with it. If you smoke, keep on smoking. If you like to drink, keep on drinking. And if you like to jump off a cliff that is 30 feet tall, jump off of one that is 90. Don't hesitate! You must act now and choose your fate before it's too late! |
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It's Pandog!
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What's half panda and the other half dog?
It shouldn't be a surprise, It's Pandog! Your faithful old buddy just can't compare, Pandog is mean, and affectionate like a bear. He'll cuddle next to you and then shred you apart. "I'm not bamboo!" you scream, as he rips you apart. Pandog is not for the family or your friends, but Pandog may be the perfect fit for your realtives. Crazy Aunt Lou or Drunk O'l Bill, Pandog is thirsty for that good ol' kill. So, don't come knocking on my door. I don't like Pandog around anymore. It's up to you to do what you must do, and stop that Pandog before he gets you. |
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Rebecca seen in Denver.
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She's immune to my powers!
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A SERIOUS MATTER!
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This is a serious matter. Can't we just use a tazer instead? I suppose we can. |
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Muy muy bueno.
Es... uhh... telemundo... de frito man. Con carne? |
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Rebecca seen in Denver.
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"All I could see was this crazed woman running acorss our yard, screaming things about her not being able to see anything but red and white. My husband tried to stop her, but his life was shorlty ended."
This horror story came in today at 1:25 AM from Denver. Rebecca has not been caught, but with your help... we can stop her. Thank you. |
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A SERIOUS MATTER!
Edited by
infectious_witch
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Sat 01/12/08 11:23 PM
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Eveeyone...
Rebecca has got loose in the thread. If you run across her, don't hesitate to shoot her. Thank you, and good luck. |
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Frank.
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who is frank??? if i ate that now, I would vomit...lol
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the sketches of Winkle. Crying to the heavens in a fit of rage. Sketches of Winkle. Keep little humans locked up in a cage. Sketches of winkle. I think I love her but she don't love me. Sketches of winkle. Why don't you love me, girl? |
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Frank.
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Molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly molly |
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Frank.
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Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind Time: it's in the hand of God -- Chew on turkey or some cod if you please Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries |
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