What's half panda and the other half dog?
It shouldn't be a surprise,
It's Pandog!

Your faithful old buddy just can't compare,
Pandog is mean, and affectionate like a bear.
He'll cuddle next to you and then shred you apart.
"I'm not bamboo!" you scream, as he rips you apart.

Pandog is not for the family or your friends,
but Pandog may be the perfect fit for your realtives.
Crazy Aunt Lou or Drunk O'l Bill,
Pandog is thirsty for that good ol' kill.

So, don't come knocking on my door.
I don't like Pandog around anymore.
It's up to you to do what you must do,
and stop that Pandog before he gets you.

You could sing this to the tune of the Cat Dog theme song ... it would be great .

Awesome!