nice one guys, those are indeed the answers. I'm done with riddles now it's hurting my head lolz

Find the word that fits the first definition, then add an "R" in front of it to make a new word that matches the second definition.

Place an "R" in front of a body organ and go to the back.

Place an "R" in front of a type of poem and get an activity in the past tense.

2 questions, 2 answers

Ok i guess that one wasnt much harder give me a few minutes I'll come up with a brain buster...

It stares into the eyes of the creator. It will never move from where it stands. What is it?

That's right! I will make the next one harder

lolz no thats not the answer

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

anything to make headlines, eh micheal. Roflsauce

Amen bro. I'm sick and tired of people who won't be real about it

I just out out of a relationship where I really liked then girl and then one day she just stops returning any of my calls or messages. Finally like 1 week later she sends me a message on myspace (even though she could just call me) saying that she just "isn't ready for a relationship right now". Ok. I can respect that, so I listen to some music and go out with friends to try to get over the heartbreak. Then about 3 weeks later I remember she still has my belt so I get on her myspace to send her a message and her profile says shes in a different relationship. *inserts foot in mouth* why am I so naive! Just wondering, has anyone had similar experiences?

I would try meeting people at cafes or concerts or art shows or even video game conventions... but then I'm a big nerd so idk ROFLsauce

It is usually not a good idea to date your co-workers. It can end pretty badly.

I would say that the majority of relationships like that turn out to be short flings but some of them do work out

ask questions about the girl and really try to get to know her. questions like: what music does she like, what she does in free time, what she aspires to. And be active in the conversation.... if all else fails... wear a bunny shirt

you got to have confidence, women love confidence. If you can't get that down ur not gonna have much luck with women plain and simple

yea, its a really funny story :D I'm bored right now and looking for people to talk to. Please send me a message if u feel the same either on here, myspace (www.myspace.com/deathbythc420) or yahoo msg :korr_the_reaper

I don't take offence that easy coldrain, thanks kat for complimenting my artwork but it's really nothing special

lol very funny coldrain and gypsy41

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.

Hey, I'm a cool laid back guy looking for a girl near my age (18-20) to chat with and hopefully develop a relationship with. If you want to know more about me check out my profile on myspace www.myspace.com/deathbythc420

BTW that pic is a little old my hair is much longer now (though as soon as I get to boot camp for the marines in a few months its all coming off again)