LMAO good one shen

you better watch those probes shen

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to
the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each
of them a cow.

The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

I'm here for a few but getting ready to head out to bike night.

Hi musichic, welcome to JSH. Hope you enjoy your stay here as I have.

just wait until spay comes back from his time out. he's a TRIP

<<<<< the quiet type, avoids controversy, keeps to himself. Guess i'm a
lurker too

I learned a long time ago that real beauty is only a light switch away.

hi Tedi, welcome to the asylum. Good luck with your search.

Hi Bob, welcome to the asylum.

very well put lex and i agree with you 100%

in the puss? i don't understand

another bollweavil here from mississippi

all this talk about a band gets me excited. I love music, can I join?

TV sighs

iffy

Hi Ty, welcome to JSH.

it's nice to start the day with a good laugh.
Thanks karma