A man was preparing to go to bed with his new girlfriend for the first
time. As he removed his pants the girlfriend noticed that his knees
were all gnarled and knottee.

She said "What happened to your knees" He said "when I was a child I had
Kneezles". She said "don't you mean Mesles?" and he said "no I had
Kneezles".

As he removed his socks she noticed that his toes were all twisted and
gnarly too.

She said what "happened to your toes"? He said when I was a kid I had
Toelio". She said "don't you mean polio"? and he said "no I had
Toelio".

Then he removed his shorts and the girlfriend said "Wait Wait, don't
tell me let me guess you had small****s too didn't you"

Ouch