A kindergarden student told his teacher he'd found a cat but it was
dead.
"How do you that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Becaused I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently.
"You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it
didn't move."




A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next
to the barber chair, while her Dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack
cake. The barber says to her,"Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on
your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm going to get boobs, too."




A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Daaaaad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Daaaad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later:
"Daaaad..."
"When you come to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

Good one karma

it's nice to start the day with a good laugh.
Thanks karma