A newly married couple were getting changed in their hotel room, and HE
said to her.
"Hey sweetheart. Can I take a photo of you in the nude?"
"Of course," she said smiling sweetly at him and peeled everything off.
He said to her,
Can you lie on your back on the bed and spread your legs as wide as you
can?"
"Of course I can. Anything for you darling."
So she lay on the bed, spread her legs as wide as she could and he took
a picture.
"What are you going to do with the photo?" she asked.
"I'm going to keep it in my pocket next to my heart." He replied.
"Can I take a one of YOU in the nude?" She said.
"Certainly:" He said, stripped off and stood proudly in front of his new
bride as she took the photo.
"What are you going to do with my photo?" he asked.
She smiled sweetly and replied...















































"I'm gonna have the ****in' thing enlarged!"

thats too funny... hehehehe