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Thu 01/17/08 07:07 PM
yes to quite a few actually and boy am I beat..flowerforyouwill try harder to do more tomorrow..

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Thu 01/17/08 07:01 PM
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Thu 01/17/08 06:59 PM

LOL These are great...um, I'd go with Chevron. I didn't know people actually used them. bigsmile
lol I wondered the same thing!!!

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Thu 01/17/08 06:56 PM
Wow very good!!flowerforyou

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Thu 01/17/08 06:52 PM
laugh laugh bigsmile Where ya been?

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Thu 01/17/08 06:44 PM
EXXON...WHEN YOU NEED TO DRIVE IT HOME.

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Thu 01/17/08 06:41 PM
very goodflowerforyou

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Thu 01/17/08 06:38 PM
Y'all are great!! I really enjoy readin these.laugh laugh drinker bigsmile

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Thu 01/17/08 06:35 PM

ROFL i love number 15 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
LMAO I agree!laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

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Thu 01/17/08 06:27 PM
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Thu 01/17/08 06:20 PM
Take care Pete you will be missed hon.
Play me some Lynard Skynard ...please.drinker drinker
I'll take a shot of Jose'Gold straight up please..ok maybe two shots but don't tell Rob he knows what Tequila does to me...something about my clothes but it is all a fog...laugh laugh drinker drinker
Dena

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Thu 01/17/08 06:15 PM
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Thu 01/17/08 06:14 PM
Oh I know...men are sooooo deep! LMAO good one Lauralaugh laugh bigsmile

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Thu 01/17/08 06:09 PM
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Thu 01/17/08 06:08 PM
LOLOLOL...lmao!!laugh laugh bigsmile

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Thu 01/17/08 06:05 PM
Thanks y'all!blushing bigsmile

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Thu 01/17/08 05:58 PM
Been there done that Pam..actually several timesblushing but..I try not to beat myself up over it, and I cannot take it back but..I can make it better.flowerforyou

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Thu 01/17/08 09:48 AM


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the **** out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".

12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry"..

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

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Thu 01/17/08 08:58 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile
That is way too good!!!!

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Thu 01/17/08 08:55 AM

cool...the -'s and the +'s....
goes both ways dear....:wink: