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yes to quite a few actually and boy am I beat..will try harder to do more tomorrow..
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blonde in a snow storm
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Which Condom Would You Use?
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LOL These are great...um, I'd go with Chevron. I didn't know people actually used them. |
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Loving You
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Wow very good!!
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Where ya been?
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Which Condom Would You Use?
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EXXON...WHEN YOU NEED TO DRIVE IT HOME.
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a new song
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very good
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Post your limericks here
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Y'all are great!! I really enjoy readin these.
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ROFL i love number 15 |
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Which Condom Would You Use?
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Pete's Farewell Party
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Take care Pete you will be missed hon.
Play me some Lynard Skynard ...please. I'll take a shot of Jose'Gold straight up please..ok maybe two shots but don't tell Rob he knows what Tequila does to me...something about my clothes but it is all a fog... Dena |
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sex in your 70s
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moods
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Oh I know...men are sooooo deep! LMAO good one Laura
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blonde
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Divorce Letter
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LOLOLOL...lmao!!
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VODKA
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Thanks y'all!
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words can hurt
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Been there done that Pam..actually several times but..I try not to beat myself up over it, and I cannot take it back but..I can make it better.
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VODKA
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the **** out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me". 12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. |
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Gay Parrot
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That is way too good!!!! |
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Why Men Can't Win
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cool...the -'s and the +'s.... |
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