Community > Posts By > songstress1
Topic:
Worlds Greatest BlowJob
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thank you browneyes and carebear glad you enjoyed it
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ck out my Hey lady.. hilarious |
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Topic:
HEY LADY
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lmao!!!good one!
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loved it keep'em coming songstress |
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Topic:
Valentine's Hints
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Thank you very much...can't ya just see it?
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> > YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE > > A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The > man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the > pouring rain, is asking for a push. > > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" > He slams the door and returns to bed. > > "Who was that?" asked his wife. > > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. > > "Did you help him?" she asks. > > "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" > > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three > months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should > help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" > > The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain. > > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" > > "Yes," comes back the answer. > > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. > > "Where are you?" asks the husband. > > "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. |
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Topic:
Sometimes She Cries
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Awesome Add!!!
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Topic:
Music
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Crazy On You ((Heart))
We may still have time We might still get by Every time I think about it I want to cry With the bombs and the devils And the kids keep coming Nowhere to breathe easy, no time to be young But I tell myself that I'm doing alright There's nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on you, crazy on you. Let me go cray, crazy on you ohhhhhh My love is the evening breeze touching your skin The gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind The whisper that calls, after you in the night And kisses your ear in the early light You don't need to wonder, you're doing fine And my love, the pleasure's mine Let me go crazy on you, crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you ohhhhhhhh Wild man's world crying in pain What you gonna do when everybody else is insane So afraid of one Whos so afraid of you What you gonna do Ahhhhhhh crazy on you, crazy on you let me go crazy crazy on you I was a willow last night in my dream I bent down over a clear running stream I sang you the song that I heard up above And you keep me alive with your sweet, flowing love Crazy yea Crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazy on you ohhhhhhh Crazy on you, crazy on you Let me go crazy, crazyn on you yeeeeaaaaa Ahhhhhhhhhh Crazy on you, crazy on you Let me crazy, crazy on you ohhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Topic:
MY NEW LEXUS
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married to my vibrator
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Topic:
Pa Sleeps Naked ( Cute Joke)
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Getting lucky with a blonde!
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OH My!!
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Topic:
My Calm
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Feels good to release a sigh of relief to be centered is a true goal. Nice write MOM
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Topic:
Fading
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Once again you have tugged at my heartstrings...good stuff! Thanks I enjoyed this one alot.
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Topic:
Word Play
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Awesome KC really really good!
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Never thought of them that way...now every time I watch football I will remember this...
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