they're not THAT promiscuous I guess

dont come across self depreciating, whether its just the way you feel (which you SHOULDNT feel) and dont use it in humour- like sarcasm; when used on the net it can get misinterpreted.

put up a nice picture of yourself that shows your personality, There was this one girls profile I looked at and all she put up were like, EXTREEEEEME close ups of her face (-_-).
yes Im interested in pores, nostrals, eye lids and lips, thanks!

sense of humour is always good, even just a bit is fine, but none kinda looks like that theres no ZEST in your life.

DONT WRITE A NOVEL.

Im just shooting off the top of my head here but Overall you should come across positive, the best profiles are the ones that envoke good emotions.

ask yourself "if I was looking at this profile, would I want to hangout with them?"

hi ho silver!

really? what do dumb americans call couches?

my bench beats you couches anyday!

high standards SHOULD apply everywhere.
online or not.
why should there be a difference?
is it suppose to mean that if you're online you like OFF CUTS or LAST RESORT material and therefore should SETTLE for the 1st thing that falls your way?

BS.

lol you missed out on the joke JT,

what happened was that whisper needed cheering up, I posted a youtube vid of a foul mouth parrot called

X rated parrot

WarDriver made the comment :"you watch parrot porn "

and yea here we are.

yea I honestly think you should chillax, focus on developing yourself and keep your eye out on the dating scene, when you get to 20/21 you'll have 21's, 20's, 19's and 18's.

I sleep on a bench at your local park under a newspaper with a polka-dot sack full of my belongings as a pillow.

for XXX parrots!

Do you often wonder if the love of your life has been within a few metres/yards of you before like say, at a supermarket/airport/busy traffic, yet you never knew it, yet you are still about to meet one another?

I was thinking this the other day whilst in a busy cafe and to me its motivation to never ever just sit on my arse and NOT find out more about her.

I use that with the motivation of "she might be perfect for me, and if I dont approach, she very well may end up with some jerk"

wow thats awesome djohn.
thats the kind of thing I hope for.

exactly quake, but thats only half the problem.

Im half italian, 1/4 scottish, 1/4 irish...

so I guess that makes me a
Mule (since im only half a stallion)
a cheap mule since im scottish LOL (no offence to the scotts)

SO Im a cheap mule that has 25% chance of getting lucky?
grrrrreat.

you gotta search in places where women that like the stuff you like hang out. like sci-fi/anime/game conventions ya know?

it'll be stupid to go to a club or bar and look for her.

that doesnt mean that your opportuinaties are limited to conventions; you got stores aswell.

believe me, being a nerd isnt as limiting as you think it is.
That website I keep talking about; the author used to ditch school to the arcades to play games all day.
Does he still do that? Im not sure since he doesnt divulge into his personal life, but I doubt that he does because his passion is attraction and how it works.

hang in there people.
gotta have faith!

I remember my 6th form ball (which is I guess junior high equivalent?) I only went because I wanted to see my crush in the most beautiful state I would see her in. I went knowing that her BF would be there and that it was going to be a bitter sweet sight for me.

I sat at a large table, enough for 20 people on my own just watching the band, the people dancing and her when I saw her.

I thought there that a) im destined to be alone or b) im destined to be with her.

2 years passed, she disapeared.
1 year later I read that book, which I can only describe as "waking up out of the matrix."

I now think a) Im destined to find my dream girl.

or irongically
b) im destined to be alone because my standards are so high (not even my crush passes now) and Im not willing to drop some because I feel THIS IS my value, I know exactly what I am capable of, to drop would mean just as bad as "Settling"

and I know that no woman wants to know that her man is "just settling for her"

I have faith, Im pursuing path A.

I used to think the same.

swim in the pool with the most fish.

Fact is (and you know it) that you can meet 10x many women in reality than online.

why not search there?
the online pool is very limited, there are many women on this site, but the real world is an ocean.

catch yourself an angel fish.

free space!

I would give hypnotherapy a go, sounds like it can work.
its been around for nearly 200 years and its scientifically est. so why not>?