I would say that was true for me when I was streaking across the football field in the 80's.

Or

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: When you fell from heaven!

Nope! Like your humor but that's not what I wrote.

Obsession works better anyway.

To my knowledge this does not happen with women at all. I have asked and no woman has had this... but the male freinds when not joking around seriously stated that this was correct.

You do become more Suave.

Ummmmmm yep! Sounds strange but it's a matter of getting to that feeling that brings about inner confidence --but there is an extra quality that you can't define with what I am talking about. That's why TryinToBeFly finds it "weird but true".

I actually believe it may have something to do with pheromones.

All I'm saying is that the guys who have had relationships before and are seeking a new relationship can think back to that "feeling" that created opportunities they didn't previously see they had.

Okay I'm tired and rambling but I know there will be another guy that will agree with this.

Dude such an old line.

Guy to a Girl:
"Excuse me but I'm lost, I need to find my way to your heart!"

I think there are really simple things that we forget about that could make meeting someone real easy. Like right now in my life I don't care to meet anyone. If it happens great but I'm not workin' on it cause I have so much else goin on.

Seems many here are in hot pursuit; And if so then make some changes if the lanes are only directing to you loneville.

So I've read posts on here from the "Guys" who ask, I'm nice gals, what's missing?

Advice: Maybe this happened to you too. I noticed many many years ago that when I had a woman in my life that other women seemed to also be attracted to me at the same time (whether that woman was with me or not). So I thought, "Gee where were all these women before I got hooked?".

But what I figured out was very important. When I didn't have a woman I started to convey that same scent of having one. There's a certain happy vivid quality that happens inside when someone special is a part of your life. Others catch that.

So, when I really want to meet someone I simply transform my innerself to that guy "with a woman" and I swear by it that I meet really as many women as I want. I'm not saying they all work out but I make good connections and eventually....

I believe part of this has to do with renewed confidence in life. So get it by faking it and see what happens.

Any other guys have this same experience?

Only if Catherine Zeta Jones asked me too. Sugga Mama here I come. She's the only one.

The rest of the woman can come out my way!

Oh you have to be kidding me! You have some ****************************and ********************************because if I ***********************************in the end.******** And another thing. ************************************************************************************************************************************** is all I have to say about ******.

That sucks cause a ***** is another term for a cat. It's all I know.

Well brush the damn Oreo crumbs off the sheets cause I don't need the magic in the crack!

When I finally lost my virginity in 88! Whitesox is not my son I tell ya!

Thats code for sex toys isn't it?

Its actually a ladies summer skirt pant! Well that's what Mr. Blackwell said anyway.

I graduated at the bottom of my class!

Keeping my goals low allows me to reach them from the curb I'm below.

All my profile says is, "I Want My Rib Back!"

Good advise so far so I won't repeat:

But this post doesn't make any sense at all to me. At 16 months she should be sleeping on her own at night or even afternoon naps.

How is it possible to screw up sex after she goes to sleep at night?

Plus she is 16 months..... You have another 50 years for sex so I don't think a slight reduction (if any) should be hard on a relationship that was created knowing what children bring to the couples lives and future.

Enjoy the warmth and compassion she has and praise her for playing alone..... or get her a bro or sis. Heck create tonght!

There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a phallus,
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
& Her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.

Okay ya got me. I'm going to use that one in the future.

I don't post jokes on new threads but I'll leave this one here if I may!

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."