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There once was a man would could rhyme
He did it to just pass the time Once he was told He was being too bold So I squirted him in the eye with a lime |
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Edited by
JaceKnows
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Wed 01/02/08 03:06 AM
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At least it was a lime that she had
Anything else could have been bad She squirted so hard Out in the backyard We both thought that was totally rad. |
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There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a phallus, They found her vagina, In North Carolina, & Her arsehole in Buckingham Palace. |
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I laughed so hard that I fell
To the ground and slipped on a shell It wasnt very cool and then some tool Said "Dude you're getting a Dell" |
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To read from a book is not hard.
Like reading straight from a cue card Making this sh*t up is much harder Like putting on a fat lady's garter So let's hope the tools are on guard. |
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 Your rhyme it is not true
Special people run around saying doo doo They cannot read As easy like you and me And now I have to go to the loo haha wtf? |
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Impressive  
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My rhyme is damn fine
And if I say so, quite sublime Yours isn't bad yet You just tend to forget You're Irish, you told me, one time! |
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I'm irish so that makes it twice
I'm a frigid b*tch my heart as cold as ice I'll scoop out your eye As I pass you by Care to take a roll of the dice |
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I think I have an idea
Like building something from Ikea Whatever it is We'll give it the biz Tell me what you feel-a |
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I have no idea what you just said
Perhaps I'm just not well read It made no sense Perhaps you are dense I think this all has gone to your head |
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Let me try and make things clear
At least from way over here I laughed at what you said If you think and use your head We'll roll the dice with no fear. |
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I must have mental retardation
Coming soon is the rise of the sun I cant clearly think I don't see the link So drop it you know I have won |
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You haven't won anything yet
As we've yet to lay down a bet So you can blame the sun And think you've won But smile and be glad we met! |
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There once was a man who would write
Limericks in a forum on a site He drank his dew to quick Then he got sick Turns out his dew was not ripe |
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I'm laughing too hard at that post
Considering this thread you do host The Dew's not half bad If you were here I'd be glad To share some with you at the most. |
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Edited by
MissKris87
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Wed 01/02/08 04:17 AM
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There once was a hillbilly surfer
Questions in his head they did stir People thought he was gay But he said no way Turns out he was in the closet for sure |
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I think he'd like him some penis
For him, he is eschewing Venus He begged me for mine More than a thousand times When I said no he told me I was the meanest. |
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He went and got himself a boat
To motor around in his moat He must be hard as a rock Look towards the dock It's in the backside of a goat |
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It's not as hard as you think
He had himself a very stiff drink He thought for a while Then walked a mile And then came in the kitchen sink. |
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