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Sat 03/19/11 06:10 PM


Men are like..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.




sweetheart it should only take 10-15:wink:


tell that to them :wink:

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Sat 03/19/11 06:09 PM
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks

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Sat 03/19/11 06:06 PM
Men are like…..Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!


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Sat 03/19/11 06:04 PM
Men are like..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.


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Sat 03/19/11 06:04 PM
Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.


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Wed 03/16/11 10:02 PM

30

I know...NOTHING!!


rofl rofl rofl

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Wed 03/16/11 10:00 PM
Edited by j3ss1ka on Wed 03/16/11 10:02 PM

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Wed 03/16/11 10:00 PM
26, and i have learned that parents are ALWAYS right! they have been there dont that and they just dont want us to make the same mistakes so they try to protect us...too much sometimes! but they are always right and always know everything! :tongue: :smile:

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Wed 03/16/11 09:58 PM
cheeky :wink:

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Wed 03/16/11 09:57 PM
wow... sad2

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Wed 03/16/11 09:53 PM

...while having a bowel movement?


laugh laugh rofl ALL the time! :tongue:

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Wed 03/16/11 04:00 PM

Im Andy, im studying in southampton but im from Reading. looking for a relationship or just fun if thats all you want.

gimme a message if your interested.

Andy
xxx


Good Luck! :tongue:

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Mon 03/14/11 09:35 AM

Someone mistakenly made a deposit into your checking account, would you return the money, or keep it? Let's say it's a fairly small amount, under $50.00.


I would not notice, for all i know someone could be taking out $50.00 from my account and still wouldnt know! slaphead

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Thu 03/10/11 11:50 AM
I want to keep your voicemail for a while! I really like that you can make me laugh! flowerforyou :tongue: happy

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Thu 03/10/11 08:32 AM
waving waving waving

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Wed 03/09/11 06:48 PM

I'm starting to think that most women (sorry for generalizations) forget what it is like for a guy to be themself. My main question would be, if you were attracted to me from the get go, why is it that you want me to change down the road? Why don't you just go out and find the guy that's got those qualities you're looking for in the first place?

BTW, I'm actually looking for honest answers, of course I'm sure the forum will go south eventually...


I dont try to change a guy, if i am with him its because i like him for who he is. NOw...do i suggest things? sure! but at the end of the day he decides whether to go with the long sleeve shirt or his reg tshirt :tongue: :wink: :smile:

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Wed 03/09/11 11:09 AM

And Jessika's having flaw's baby


Actually Jr. is flaws kid...i just have Ash pay the child support

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Wed 03/09/11 11:06 AM

Hey wait.,! He's my wingman, you cant do that.. Arggghh.! I wanted you back
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he swept me off my feet...thruth is i left you for him :tongue:

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Wed 03/09/11 11:05 AM
Baggy jeans...

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Wed 03/09/11 11:05 AM
I think he like to get kicked in the butt :wink:

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