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Topic: Men are like Snowstorms
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 11:14 AM
Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 11:14 AM
Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 11:15 AM
Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 11:16 AM
Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 11:16 AM
Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 11:18 AM
Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sat 03/19/11 11:29 AM
men are like rollercoasters there are ups and downs, your hair gets all messy, and you just wanna jump in and do it all over again. (hope this isn't off topic ))

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 03/19/11 11:50 AM
Yet....still you want us. You want us to throw our clothes just anywhere...you can pick them up like a stinky Easter egg hunt. You want us to blast out a chili fart under the covers on a really cold night....it is warm and will clear your sinuses. You want us to be miserable and fall asleep during church that you drug us to....cause if we are happier to be there than you....then you are the bad one. You want us to think with our d*x...cause that means you WILL get laid. Yep...guys suck...no doubt. Yet women want them....who is the real idiot?

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sat 03/19/11 12:04 PM
Yet....still you want us. You want us to throw our clothes just anywhere...you can pick them up like a stinky Easter egg hunt. You want us to blast out a chili fart under the covers on a really cold night....it is warm and will clear your sinuses. You want us to be miserable and fall asleep during church that you drug us to....cause if we are happier to be there than you....then you are the bad one. You want us to think with our d*x...cause that means you WILL get laid. Yep...guys suck...no doubt. Yet women want them....who is the real idiot? well i LOVE rollercoasters, farts and all!! so i are still smart??

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 03/19/11 12:07 PM
Absolutely Bast! Just for the record...I still am deeply in love with your avatar pic. :)

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:30 PM
Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why..

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:31 PM
Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:32 PM
Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 03/19/11 12:32 PM
Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. good one!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:33 PM
Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:33 PM
Men are like Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:36 PM
Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

artlo Joined Sat 01/29/11 Posts: 3085	Sat 03/19/11 12:36 PM
Ouch! Ouch! Ouchy! Ouch. Do we really deserve this much brutality? (Probably, yes).

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:37 PM
Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 03/19/11 12:37 PM
Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.