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Wed 02/23/11 01:06 AM
The Ladykillers In Between My Legs

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Wed 02/23/11 01:04 AM
Yoda

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Tue 02/22/11 09:24 PM

Hope you brought a weed whacker...for the bushes have not been tamed in a while...

That's hot! :-P Sounds like a fun date.

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Tue 02/22/11 07:31 PM

" Don't worry about the icebergs, this ship is unsinkable!"
Crew to passenger of Titanic


Ha! This one is good too..
"A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

Another from a navy recruiting ad seen many years ago...
"If someone wrote a book about your life, would anyone want to read it?"

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Tue 02/22/11 06:36 PM
Whoever grabs the ticket first pays. No questions asked. Forget about dating, this conflict has raged in my own family for generations... Parents, Children, Grandparents. I got tired of the arguing. If someone says they'll pay, they're going to pay. Despite all that, I'm still a bit old fashioned, so unless it's been agreed upon beforehand, I like to take the check first.

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Tue 02/22/11 06:18 PM


Tequila makes my clothes fall off.


LOL i want to use this as a pick up line! rofl


Maybe I should try it too...

There's actually a song "Tequila makes 'her' clothes fall off." It's one of my favorite country songs, considering I don't listen to that much country.

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Tue 02/22/11 07:27 AM
Ricky ~Weird Al

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Tue 02/22/11 07:10 AM
I have a t shirt that says "For my next trick I'll need a condom and a volunteer." But nobody's ever volunteered, much less provided a condom.

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Mon 02/21/11 06:54 PM
Quit Draggin' My Car Around! ~Wierd Al

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Mon 02/21/11 02:29 PM
Damn toilet's clogged. Gotta go to the store to buy a god damned plunger.

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Sun 02/20/11 10:56 PM
Snorkel

Over or Under?

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Sun 02/20/11 10:52 PM
Good Enough For Now - "Weird Al"

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Sun 02/20/11 09:20 PM
Edited by sanelunasea on Sun 02/20/11 09:20 PM
"I seek Jamaharon"

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Sun 02/20/11 09:17 PM


Tequila makes my clothes fall off.


Don't I know you!rofl


That's a possibility...

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Sun 02/20/11 09:10 PM

I count 5...where are the rest of the questions??
huh


I thought it was just a reference to Alanis' "21 Things I Want In A Lover."

When I think about that song and actually try to make a list of the qualities I look for in potential partners, I keep ending up with the list of the qualities I'd like for other people to see in me. Which means that I instinctively end up looking for someone a bit like myself. Unfortunately, experience has taught me that the things that I think I want and the things that are actually best for me or that I actually need in any given situation, more often than not end up being two very different things.

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Sun 02/20/11 08:42 PM
Tequila makes my clothes fall off.

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Sun 02/20/11 07:40 PM
That's quite a list. Be sure to post updates after you get back.

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Thu 02/17/11 01:15 PM
Likes to suck on her own big toe.

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Thu 02/17/11 06:29 AM
100 Girls in between my legs.

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Thu 02/17/11 06:25 AM
Well in that case, let this be a thread for people who aren't pictured in their pics!

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