One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".

ive never gotten pulled over
(yeah right)

Ill tell you later

oh bleh, bah humbug

been ON a BLIND date

aint looking good for you

I see a flat cat on the jersy tnpk

well I survived, so it was'nt too bad

negative

I am gonna lay it out on the line, why do people have the reaction of WTF when you ask a valid question about religon ? Only one person answered a legitimate question with a valid answer, THAT is why i do not goto church. Most think that you should not question religon, well I am one of the people who wants to be in the know

Thank you casemu for providing a VALID answer . that is all i wanted to know

How do we know we are not suppose to be worshipping satan instead of god ? I mean we are all taught from birth GOD GOD GOD. now I aint bashing and I believe in god, but it is a legit question

I've never been to op. lonewolf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ql85W8yCk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJNv1Ct2XUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLMVu1fr-as

Love:
According to what my papaw use to say love is something you can't define, but when it hits you will know it. You will have a feeling of euphoria, nothing no matter how good or bad can make you stay away

are you a peter puffer ?

will i ever get to **** a real sheep?

you aint missin much