got tired of waking up lookin like bozo the ****in clown

WTF DID YOU DO TOO MY VEHICLE

Im gonna level with you dude, since my ex left me, I hvent felt better about myself, I been losing weight, I finally shaved my head w/o the fear of being humiliated, (thanks too someone here) . I tell you brother I feel fan****ingtastic. Before I would be like because I had no self esteem

this topic again

dude, wheres the chics

ive never had sex in my reefer with it set @ 28 degrees

WHY IN THE HELL IS MY ASS SORE

cheers man, all in fun

ummmm, i would be kicking some ass

ive never seen elvis in a ufo................. wait i did too

nope they left, wherd they go, oh no, who knows

ive neve played pick-up sticks with my butt cheeks

ive never seen the dark side of the moon

is my blow-up LLama here in this thread ?

ohh look a cheese puff stuck under my accelerato from 3 months ago. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm good

ive never been to a opera

A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mommy home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the hell do you think?"

The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, "Who broke down the walls of Jericho?"

Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!"

The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny's lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.

The principal replies, "I know Little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth."

Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole story...

After listening he replies: "I can't see why you are making such a big issue out of this; just get three quotes and fix the damned wall!"

Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math.

"Why?" asked his father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"

"But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f*@#%! difference?" asked his dad.

Little Johnny replied "That's exactly what I said!"

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"