A classic! thanks for sharing!
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talk to you later!!!
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have a good trip! Enjoy!
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wow - that's actaully a pretty loaded question, 'cuz it goes to the whole online dating thing in the first place...
If they're just watching out for you, then be kind.. if they're just being judgemental, well, maybe not so kind... haha... if you find "the one" and have never personally met them... then that's a little nuts... to me (this is where we get into the whole online philosophy), online is just another medium to meet people or to socialize a little... you don't REALLY know them 'till you meet them, see them in a group setting, etc... We're ALL cool online - only some of us (like me... hehe) are cool in person too! |
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I need advice
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Jistme speaks the truth from the moutain...
(sorry, THIS is my last piece of advice... well, until I say sumthin' else! HAHA!) |
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Suggestions to fight
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JoeKur: Who is Jeff Dunham? OMG! You don't KNOW!?!?!? How can this BE?!?!?! here are some youtube vids... http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go http://youtube.com/watch?v=47DT41m86N4 http://youtube.com/watch?v=oQm_8vX3sYU |
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Just a Joke....
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I like the PA version too!
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yeh boys can be lazy lol The He!! you say! ![]() ![]() ![]() yea, well English chicks have funny accents! (Subtitle for the humor impared - English women have WAY COOL accents) |
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boys can be lazy like that, Hey! well, ok, that's true... hehe... |
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Just a Joke....
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But I know this'll stir up some debate... ANYWAY...
“Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide. You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat’s Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a Consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican’s Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…..(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the WinchesterSilver Tips or Hollow Points?” |
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I need advice
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Good luck to you...
One last piece of advice - pray - a lot - and then - listen... |
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL.
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some of us tollerate them...
I like my daughter's cat, only becuase he acts like a dog... That was the stipulation of her getting one in the first place... |
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that's not him flipping us all of on your profile photo is it? haha...
anyway, most of us guys are naturally resistant to reading - I'd suggest starting with what he likes - is he into dinosours, or science fiction... get him interested in ANY reading... just to get him in the habbit... just a starting point... |
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL.
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love this one, it's a classic...
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I need advice
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agree with what everyone is saying about telling your child... I'd expand on it by saying, your the parent looking out for her long-term interest... and even at 3, she's not gonna remember much...
I'd consider not making a big production or drama of it, make it simple, plain, and clear (someone suggested something like that here)... her reaction to it is going to be based on YOUR reaction to it. At 3, she's a little sponge - give her good things to soak up. |
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My hamster died last night.
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Better late than never that's what my mommy says! ![]() Welcome for the welcome ![]() and, no it's not just blondes... unless she's reached a masters-level of sarcasm... in which case ---- ![]() ![]() |
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I need advice
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All of God's children say amen here... (to all the recent posts)
what to do with it... I agree with what lilith401 said - call his family - the only caveat I add is, only if things are on good terms with them, and they aren't going to try to talk you out of your decision. If you can't be firm with them, or if you don't get along with them, I'd go right to charity (also like lilith said) |
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My hamster died last night.
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Dave Barry used to have "subtitles for the humor impared..."
Maybe we need to start doing that... |
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My hamster died last night.
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welcome aboard, Biker!
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My hamster died last night.
Edited by
JoeKur
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OMG! Peach, we CAN'T be the only ones that got this!?!?!?
Do we need to spell this out for everyone??? oh, and chic, I think she got it (with the laughies) |
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I need advice
Edited by
JoeKur
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How do I explain to my daughter that the only dad she knows won't be coming home ever again? She has known him since she was a newborn and has been there for her in every aspect of her life. How do I tell her that we won't be together anymore. According to your profile, she's 2. How (or if) you tell her depends on her age. To expand on what someone else said, how do you tell her, in 20 years after her life is screwed up, that you made a bad decision today... |
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