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Tue 12/23/08 01:25 PM

frustrated slaphead waving

Oh just have a Merry Christmas I say! LOL


Thanks, you too! (but that wasn't the right answer) lol

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Tue 12/23/08 01:24 PM

log(cabin) +c = houseboat:smile:


We have a Winner!

She gets...

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: A BIG HUG!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

YEA!



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Tue 12/23/08 01:18 PM

I've been on here for awhile and it seems as though no women are interested in me? What's the deal ladies? I'm a nice guy. :)


Gee, I dunno - I got girls approachin' me All the time! Just do what I'm doin'...


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Tue 12/23/08 01:16 PM
BTW, nerdy girls are H.O.T.!

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Tue 12/23/08 01:16 PM


I SWEAR all you girlswant me for is no-strings romps in the hay! I'm SO sick of woman after woman just wanting to sleep with me! The Sex is fun and all, but every night of the week, it kinda gets old!
Are you Brad Pitt?

I want meaning, I want substance! sure it's fun to schedule Blond girls on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Dark haired girls on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays... and there's nothing like a couple of red-heads on the weekend! But all these girls just want to do is have sex sex sex! That's ALL they think about, I swear!

Are there ANY girls out there that want Substance? Meaningful conversation? Or are all of you just looking for wrasslin' partners?





uh... were ya gonna say sumthin? lol

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Tue 12/23/08 01:11 PM
The first GIRL to get this right, Wins a DIFFERENT BIG PRIZE!

What's the integral of 1/cabin?

There are two possible correct answers - either is acceptable. I have a source for the "official" answer, 'cuz math-majors will argue with me on it, and, well, I'm just not in the mood to debate calculus today.

Anyway, nerdy girls, let's hear it!

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Tue 12/23/08 01:07 PM


I SWEAR all you girlswant me for is no-strings romps in the hay! I'm SO sick of woman after woman just wanting to sleep with me! The Sex is fun and all, but every night of the week, it kinda gets old!

I want meaning, I want substance! sure it's fun to schedule Blond girls on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Dark haired girls on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays... and there's nothing like a couple of red-heads on the weekend! But all these girls just want to do is have sex sex sex! That's ALL they think about, I swear!

Are there ANY girls out there that want Substance? Meaningful conversation? Or are all of you just looking for wrasslin' partners?




I have the same irritating problem with men. I'm not pretty enough to be seen in public with, and I'm not the type men fall for. I'm just the type they try to sleep with...lol. I think we live in the era of instant gratification. People don't want to sit down and talk to each other anymore, its all about what they can get from the other person.


You're very pretty and you seem very nice - don't settle for less than what you deserve.

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Tue 12/23/08 01:06 PM
Edited by JoeKur on Tue 12/23/08 01:06 PM


I SWEAR all you girlswant me for is no-strings romps in the hay! I'm SO sick of woman after woman just wanting to sleep with me! The Sex is fun and all, but every night of the week, it kinda gets old!

I want meaning, I want substance! sure it's fun to schedule Blond girls on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Dark haired girls on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays... and there's nothing like a couple of red-heads on the weekend! But all these girls just want to do is have sex sex sex! That's ALL they think about, I swear!

Are there ANY girls out there that want Substance? Meaningful conversation? Or are all of you just looking for wrasslin' partners?






Shoot, wish females would come up to me like that. I mean i cant even ask a girls name or anything like that without them assuming I'm tryin to get in there pants or get with em. Ever occur that I'm really just tryin to talk?


Suggestion: Act like you DON'T WANT to sleep with them. Trust me, it works...

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Tue 12/23/08 11:35 AM


I SWEAR all you girlswant me for is no-strings romps in the hay! I'm SO sick of woman after woman just wanting to sleep with me! The Sex is fun and all, but every night of the week, it kinda gets old!

I want meaning, I want substance! sure it's fun to schedule Blond girls on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Dark haired girls on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays... and there's nothing like a couple of red-heads on the weekend! But all these girls just want to do is have sex sex sex! That's ALL they think about, I swear!

Are there ANY girls out there that want Substance? Meaningful conversation? Or are all of you just looking for wrasslin' partners?




Sadly, sarcasm is wasted on some... lol...
drinker drinks drinker

Ok. This has GOT to be the first time I have heard a dude here COMPLAINING about getting laid.

Wuld actually be a lot funnier if was wasn't total bullsh*t.

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Tue 12/23/08 11:33 AM


What is Syzygy


Wikipedia say's its "a kind of unity, especially through coordination and alignment." but the usage for the term is broad. Use of Syzygy is found in Astrology, Mathematics, poetry and.. Zoology? strange.

i learned a new word today ^_^ thats gotta count for something.

Ok, next one:

define Synesthesia because my head is green and sounds like the number six.


HEY! Don't hijack my game! Start your own! rant laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 12/23/08 11:33 AM

Hmmmm, a lousy peck on the cheek!!! Sheeeeeese!!! I can get that from my cat!!! laugh Show us the money maker!!! laugh laugh laugh


I can't! Mingle2 has rules ya know! :P


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Tue 12/23/08 10:13 AM

YES!

:D


You get a BIG KISS!

smooched smooched MWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!smooched smooched

slaphead 'course, it was on the cheek 'cuz you're a smoker - lolslaphead



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Tue 12/23/08 10:12 AM
Syzygy is the alignment of three heavenly bodies in a row... (there are better definitions, but that's the gist)



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Tue 12/23/08 10:10 AM

Syzygy

i <3 google.

did i win?


Yes, you WIN!

Ready for your BIG PRIZE?

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Tue 12/23/08 10:08 AM

pitchfork I will tell you if I ever get it... hahaha


You owe her an answer.. tongue2 tongue2 tongue2

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Tue 12/23/08 10:02 AM
GIRLS Only! Guys are NOT Eligible to Win! You wouldn't want the prize anyway!

Ok, Girls, I'm thinking of a word. It's probably the BEST word to play hangman with.

It's got no conventional vowels
It could describe The Earth, Moon, and Sun as well as the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
It was also the title of the thirteenth episode of the third season of X-Files

drool :laughing: drool

First GIRL to answer correctly gets a BIG PRIZE from ME!

:laughing: drool :laughing:

(What more could you want!)


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Tue 12/23/08 09:56 AM

Yr good, man. I'm jealous I didn't think of that.:tongue:


Watch and learn, dude! drinker

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Tue 12/23/08 09:56 AM



noway

Worse reserve psychology I have ever seen but good attempt! :thumbsup: I give it a '6' out of '10'


WORST Spelling I have ever seen, but good attempt! I give your spelling and punctuation a '6' our of '10'!

Teasin' ya! Spelling and grammar don't count here! laugh


You spelled out wrong. :wink:

drinks Someone get the Detective a drink!drinks

(Teasin' ya, girl...):banana:


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Tue 12/23/08 09:30 AM



noway

Worse reserve psychology I have ever seen but good attempt! :thumbsup: I give it a '6' out of '10'


WORST Spelling I have ever seen, but good attempt! I give your spelling and punctuation a '6' our of '10'!

Teasin' ya! Spelling and grammar don't count here! laugh


Wow! its the grammar police! What is it this time? A five dollar ticket?




Nope! ya gotta take me to dinner and a movie!


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Tue 12/23/08 07:33 AM



You shouldn't be so irresistible! devil (Ladies, this guy is seriously awesome! Amazing sense of humor)

STACY! Haven't talked to you in DAYS! How's my favorite girl on the whole friggin' planet doin'?



Just Working... Started to message ya last night. Drama Drama Drama as always :tongue:


lol I know...

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