Pop Tarts JT, are they some sweet bread, cookies, waffle like, crepe like...tell me please

Did you wish he was doing that to you Lanz?

Laughter....always leave a lasting effect

...and no oil wells littlewriter???

That is human form spirits.

In some cultures they believe there are spirits in trees, plants, the sea, rock forms ...blah

Clever gal Jess ...amazing how many you can feed on potatoes

ujGearhead - have tried wearing a sign like "theemachine" and go stand at the drive through at the McDonalds?

Oh Dave2722 and I am not even blonde ooops hahaha, ta for that lol

ujGearhead - I promise I am not peeking through my minds eye

Oh dear JT, are you at risk? haha

I wear undies and bonds singlet or t-shirt when I go to bed if sleeping alone in my bed.

If I have a man in my bed, I prefer being nakie so if there's an emrgency, I expect him to deal with it while I put some clothes on

Do you do that or you don't mind running outside naked or half naked if there's a fire? I only have two hands and I can't cover all me bits wiht it

No

I am sitting in front of my puter wearing a Bonds singlet and black undies

lily

Love a guy ask me out jargon, it gives me a great buzzzz...

Oh you stud muffin you ujGearhead, here matey lol

..and xmas idea lol

Hahaha......and I was getting excited,there goes another brilliant idea for a well cooked chook

Stands up and look at myself..."are you cool sinny?" not sure...looks at you, maybe you can tell me hahaha

Welcome to the site!

I think us kiwis live it just don't know yet its a gimmick haha

ujGearhead and btw hugs eh good to see ya.

Catfood reminds me of Balfours meat pies but will eat the pie and not the cat food for sure haha

I don't think I have done any crazy stuff like you lot cos I'd hate if that was played on me

pointlessness...need some help?

theemachine - they say snakes taste like chicken...would not kill one for tucker. They can stay in the bush for all I care haha Thanks god there's no snakes in NZ and the islands except in the zoo

My darling ex, the father of my child that gave me hell when we were a couple and he claims I gave him hell too which means we are even and now he my close and best mate.

The funny thing is we moved in together on April 1 (Fools day) and 8 years later on April 1 (Fools day) we split up for good. Earlier that morning my ex brought out the "Once Were Warriors" side of me and I pinned his dwunken a-ss to the wall with all my mates and siblings waiting for their turn too. What did he do, he scurried off like a scared wabbit! Yea, silly bugger he shouldn't make a coconut mad mad mad especially beyond mad...our eyes will pop out and would swallow ya whole so better he keep running

Yes, in the end my realationship with ex was a joke haha but our child is no joke at all. She is the best that came out of both of us and to remind each other that we are good people and just not meant to be together as a couple. We proved that we can be civil, kind, supportive, loving of each other no matter what and blessed to be parents to our beautiful child.

Other past ex's...never had a probs, when the feeling is not completely met, you cry then move on. No tantrums, only make ya look silly