Ask them questions that you want to know to determine if they are compatible right away... cut straight to the chase... be nice though. I tell ya, it weeds out the dandelions from the roses real fast!! Good luck!!

Not sure has been posted, but a friend of mine shared this with me, thought it was funny...

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
****in' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Folk Singer

Inmate

I'll get it but if Im off line its kinda hard to do it... LOL... Morning QB!!

WoW took over my social life. Like I said in my previous post, I've been playing since the original launch. I've taken the past few months off and have contemplated coming back. I may wait until Warhammer is out, thats expected to be one heck of a game.

btw, you knows its addicting when you have 3 accts full of toons... and the lowest one is lvl25 besides my 5 mules...lmao!!
Im self-sufficient in all trades and skills. Only thing missing is a drake... lol. I quit just as they were added

Who the hell is Harry Potter... lol jk

Vanilla Ice wannabe?

Professional Tourist!

Welcome to JSH

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to
8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by
reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and
how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups
swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,
decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup
trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for ol der women. Increases
resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want
to be a better person .. Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases
potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the
toilet seat.

N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone
too eager to share their life stories with total strangers
in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides
the same irritation level as nagging him for four hours.

Why Men Have Dogs

This may be why lots of men have dogs and not wives.

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go hunting.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

27. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

28. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

29. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - B..ch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Welsome to JSH!!

lmao!!

QB... your wish is my command

Hupuppy... now your talking... no need to date... let there be sex and goodbyes!!

Hey QB... I'll be Clinton if you'll be Monica?!! But no messes please, carpets too expensive these days!!

Dont blame Clinton... he wasnt the first.. just the first to get caught!!

Just enjoy the attention, Wouldee... its the calm before the storm!!!

Wish u well on this one, but you're on your own!!