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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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"Bartender, a dozen roses...for yourself!"
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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The big man with the bigger feet, Blueballz Biggie got up, doing a sexy moonwalk across the floor, it always impressed the ladies.
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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"Juice! who drinks JUICE?"
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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can i get a "sex on the beach" instead ? "Wait, we just did that last week." replied Biggie. |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Hi ya all, Sargeant Sally here, give me a cold one and a double shot, I'm on a mission today Ive got to try and say some things that are suppose to be difficult, very difficult and downright impossible to say when I get Drunk (Joke) Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity "Cogito ergo sum." British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder loquacious transubstantiate Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me! Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing! ((((snort)))))
"A funny sexy woman in uniform...grrrr" muttered Big balls, making a little claw scratch sighn with his hand. "Now where can I get some roses?" |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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You should hear what happened to my friend Bob- poor guy, he is gutted. said Blue, narrating the following story:
One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air? His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there had been an accident says, "What is the matter?" Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she would have left us!'" |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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"Thanks Johnny...I can always count on you" she smirks... "Welcome, Sim" She slides the martini over to her... looks at Ken,"Well, arent you the fast one, sir..You dont waste anytime, when it comes to the ladies" "Hey Blue, You should put that wagging tongue back in your mouth," she laughs... "Hmmm, I heard you say something different about my tongue little lady." replied Blue, sipping the black russian. The fungal smell of feet seemed to smother the bar in its odiferous eminations. |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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"My man Johnny!" said Blueballz, patting the little man on his back, almost a bit too hard!. "That's a funny joke! So tell me my man, what sexual position makes the ugliest babies?"
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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good afternoon everyone. Just stopped in for a qyuick drink. May I have a dirty martini please? "A dirty martini? How dirty do you like it!" said Blueballz, smiling ear to ear. "And what is your sexy name, fine thaaang?"
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Topic:
LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Edited by
ZenofFun
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Wed 06/04/08 09:10 AM
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Blueballz Biggie walks in, the wafting odor of his gynormous "feet" trailing after him. What could the poor man do? With feet that big...
Blueballz slid him ample and most sexy frame on the bar stool. "Calli Babbbiee...We have met...ahh the cooking lesson!" Blueballz blurted, with a smirk and a wink. "I'd like a Black Russian, a sexy one if you have it!"
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Topic:
My Take On Obama, One Topic
Edited by
ZenofFun
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Wed 06/04/08 06:45 AM
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I've seen this before on another cable news station covering the election, but I've seen it to a whole new level today on CNN. Before they were discussing how Barack was highly popular, treated like a movie star, thoughout the world. In Europe there were polls where he got high ratings and he even won a mock election in Europe as well. Today, on CNN the correspondents were throughout the world showing newspapers from there and such celebrating Barack's victory, and they even went to Obama, Japana, again, a city that changed their name for him. Now, you can see this a few ways. Here are a few: 1. So What? 2. Good, we need to unify with the rest of the world 3. Bad, do you need any more evidence of globalist movements? Personally, the fact that Obama is so widely praised, treated like a star, and so forth throughout places in the world highly concerns me. He is being praised in big government, much more socialist leaning countries. He has much more encompassing government ideas well, much more involved in the lives of the average citizen through vast government-run programs. He has also gotten the support and has links to socialist leanings. He assisted in putting forth and supporting the Global Poverty Act, has supported and is supported by Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont (admitted socialist), was supported by the Democratic Socialists of America and he showed up to eulogize a well-known Chicago socialist activist Saul Mendelson. The Global Poverty Act would increase world aid tremendously, and it was an initiative put forth by the UN. So, Obama's policy plan is directly linked to a globalist initiative. George Soros is a huge globalist, huge financier and backer of Obama through multiple organizations he started up or runs that are dumping massive amounts of cash into Obama's camp. The path to a global government, not one I wish to take. Good for you. We really don't need to care about each other or take care of our resources. Where is my Hummer? Here is a $$$ spent by the current administration in one overseas nation for you: $525,413,450,000 and growing by the second. Want to take guesses? I guess fighting poverty would be a much more unworthy cause (not as if what you say is anything more than innuendo). |
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Matchmaking Game - part 100
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so you wanna be my date tonight?
You got it. (daisies, I think).
awwww and you're sweet? Sweet only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Going to go work out, catch you in the shower. Enjoy the party, I might surprise you with a late night kiss...
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Matchmaking Game - part 100
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so you wanna be my date tonight?
You got it. (daisies, I think).
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Matchmaking Game - part 100
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lord jesus....i have now fainted...good lord! good lord! good lord! I might have had a similar response myself after looking at your profile...
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Matchmaking Game - part 100
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Well Girls can't have all the fun. I changed for the special occasion myself.
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JSH crushes - part 5
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Im crushed but not in a good way 
Why?
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Date is over
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Just have fun- it's like meeting people; some become your best friends others don't. Life is way too short to worry and so much more complete when you embrace everyone rather than worrying one way or the other. If she doesn't call, that's fine too!
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JSH crushes - part 5
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Was crushing, but been "stomped" into the ground.... 
(there's a hint...... )
oh geez,,your gonna make me search all the s's aren't ya?!?!?!? 
No, he's not on this thread,lol. Don't waste your time, I already did, wasn't worth it Gonna look for a new crush......
Looks like you're being crushed on though.....
Why wasn't it worth it? |
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JSH crushes - part 5
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I was developing one but no more~ Aww, sorry to hear that. What happened? |
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 5
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Inquiring minds wanna know 
Not me,,I'm on this page 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,one of my "sistas" hey? I pick,,,,, BRY
Why can't it be you? you are on the previous page too.
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