Well, he did state that he was interested in the one person, I think, based on the earlier posts. Ultimately, if it's unclear, just ask. Too many fish in the sea and all that to waste your time.

The two(or more) of you should all show up at the same time.

The subconcious and all that...

How can anyone move on from a relationship without forgiving? forgiveness doesn't mean letting the person back into your life or continuing the relationship; quite the contrary. Yes I have forgiven.

Without balance and respect, it is impossible for any relationship to last. Sometimes people worry way too much about wearing pants; it is better to be pantless...

Looks around Offers an arm to each.

Southern and british...

In a deft motion he catches the beautiful falling woman; twirling across the floor to end in a half embrace. "Ohh Lady, you Can MOOOOve! and what is your sexy name?"

"This bar needs some blueballz! Oh yes it does!" said the Smooth Shimmier that was Biggie, yes Blueballz Biggie. He hops over the bar deftly mixing himself a Black Russian.

"So how you doin ladies?" he said, as he moonwalked across the floor- he was the man with the big stinky feet, but the twinkle toes!

Bluballz Biggie pulled Princess closer, enjoying her warmth. His lucious lips caressing hers with a soft, lingering kiss, contradictory to his enormous size.

"And you the epitome of womanliness," replied Blueballz,raising his eyebrow seductivly and making googly eyes, now spinning around the dancefloor with the princess tucked into his glorious portliness.

Strong arms take control of Nerdy Elvira even before the words are finished. Blueballz starts tangoiing, tossing, twisting and doing one handed lifts....

With his other arm he grabs princess, spinning her across the floor. <jazz hands>>

Here is todays LOOOVE LESSONS from Blueballz. Read the story and learn young uns!

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.


The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc...

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they
have frozen glasses ..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre's that are really delicious ... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvre's, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre's: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing, dirty words and all that."

The wife replied, "You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... "LISTEN UP, ****HEAD! DRINK YOUR ****ING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER ****ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

... and, they lived happily ever after.

Now isn't that a sweet story?

"Thanks doll!" says Blueballz; leaving a ten dollar bill. "The rest is tip for you." He winks to Princess as she catches the flower, doing a "helicopter" on the floor. "grooovy."

"Ahh princess, but does it smell as good as this?" said the dancing Blueballz, pulling out a rose from the lovely bartender and tossing it to the lovely woman.

True; love cooking- it's simpler and faster to cook good meals than order out.

likes to keep things clean

"Ooh sexxy mama! Dance with me and mah stinky feet babyy!" replied Biggie, who seemed to move like a soaring eagle on steroids.