The marketing guys should change their bong water more often... seriously

"Is she a one-nighter or is she his daughter" -Isabella

"A romantic love story set in the bustle of a large Asian city, namely Shanghai." -Longest Night in Shanghai

"A comedy about fear of commitment, hating your job, falling in love and other pop favorites -High Fidelity

"Everything that has a beginning has an end" -Matrix Revolutions

I invoice my clients on a 30 day net agreement with 20% interest charged on the unpaid balance and compounded every 30 days.
If I was in a situation where my cash flow was affected by overdue invoices then I would borrow on a line of credit from the bank to make up the short-fall.
The interest charged for the bank loan is much less than my accounts receivable interest charge.

Whenever a friend or family member needs a loan for whatever reason then I can only give what I can afford to be without.

Hope this helps someone else

I get a ticket for speeding even though it's written right on my license..."TEAR ALONG DOTTED LINE"

crazy is as crazy does... but not hot

How else are you going to make weather exciting?

Well it's like any other job really.
If $3 is the average hourly wage for babysitting in that area then it is what it is.
I would certainly hope that all the duties and responsibilities were specified when the wage was agreed to and not heaped on after a while.

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Just like everyone else I can be repulsed by inferior social skills.
I like to see women that have adopted non-traditional roles and willing to voice an unpopular opinion.
A Neo-Feminist with traditional feminine qualities.

It's because they suck at sports

They just peek into the chick's purse to see what size tampon she's packin

The mundane events in everyone's daily life can be funny if they allow it to be. I try to find the humour in just about every situation except the stuff other people think should be taken seriously but it's difficult to hold a straight face sometimes.

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Well if you have the means to hire a string quartet to play at a secluded park area while enjoying a catered picnic lunch replete with serving staff...do that but make it a surprise!

Short of that try to think of something simple and spur of the moment that you will both enjoy and exemplify your personality.

Hi Mani, welcome to Mingle2...
Give my regards to the Nigerian Finance Minister, I haven't heard from him in days

I left my hometown right after High School to seek my fame and fortune with the money saved from working part-time after school and full-time during summer vacations.
The oil sands of Alberta called out to me and I soon discovered how competitive the market was for work, women and suitable housing.
The local population was comprised of blue collar and white collar workers imported from around the world and all regions of Canada.
It was the best possible environment for me at that stage of my education.
After becoming the youngest Chief Engineer in Alberta I was earning a higher salary at 22 than my father did at 49. Then I learned that strange things are done in the midnight sun by those who moil for oil so I headed for higher ground to try my hand at photography in the Rocky Mountains.
There are many markets for photographers with some being more lucrative than others but creative control works counter to pay-scale.
Shooting for stock photo agencies allows the most creative control but pays the least and set stills for film productions pays the most but allows the least amount of creative control.
My photography career has taken me to some great places in the company of some great people and now has delivered me back to my hometown 25 years after seeing it in my rear view mirror.
In the last few years I've crossed paths with old friends from High School who are now either grandparents or still kicking the same can down the street that they had since I last saw them.

There is a moral here but it's yet to be determined...

You Get What You Pay For

If I had a nickel for everytime I __________

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He ran with my advice and now he's juggling more ladies than he know's what to do with