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help
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Have a look at the cruisemates.com website
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Recently Single
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I will offer you some good ol' Goof advice. On the house. 1. Don't date guys who say "Yo baby! How can I get wit you?". Come on. A dude with goals will say "Hello there love. Nice day isn't it. How may I acquire your digits so that I can call you and we can knock boots sometime?" This is classy. 2. Never say you won't date a certain type. Next thing you know, you have fallen for a dude who collects comics and worships Stan Lee. There is nothing wrong with this type of dude. He just will have to roll his five sided die piece at times to figure out his next move. Trust me. This dude can make life interesting. 3. When a man says to you "Yeah. I just need to take it slow babe", you can translate this to mean "I aint diggin ya, but you have a nice rack and I wanna keep you on the sideline in case things don't work out with this other chick." You are too good for this dude. Smack, slash his tires, but do it to where you are not seen. I suggest Ninja mode for this. 4. Last piece of free advice is never accept a drink from a dude at the bar. If he sends one to you, then kindly take the drink and pour it on his head and yell, "Light BEER????? How F'n rude!". Trust me, you do this, then a real man will see this and fall madly in lust....I mean love with you. Trust Goof. Guys love chicks with balls.....well....chicks who physically don't have balls, but....you get my meaning. you really need to have your own talk show... Dr Phil is looking for a sidekick that will make him appear credible to his audience 
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Okay I have a question...
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On another site a nudist wants me to hang out with him being nude. Is this a come on? 
If it's a site for nudists I can understand why you didn't post this question in their forum 
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Online Dating Etiquette
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Once the profile is decent, I suspect the challenge is to refrain from emailing every jpg you find stimulating. Are online daters expecting some online "foreplay"? I suspect they are since I emailed a ton of potential paramours and got nada! Since I know I can do better than that, and in the interest of helping my male compatriots, who are stumbling around like me, I would ask the community to share what does work or what they think would help break the digital ice and get people past the crappy photos and corny sound-byte taglines and into genuine considerations of a persons compatibility
There isn't any rule but there are guidelines and your presentation is the key. You have probably already noticed that how you presented this topic has resulted in the type of responses you have received so far. Simple and to the point will work in your favour 99% of the time. When messaging potential paramours be considerate of their goals and aspirations before extolling your own virtues and aspirations. Always avoid iterations that could be misconstrued as sanctimonius. The digital ice is broken when they have replied in kind. oh yeah... chicks dig the smiley 
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Overused Phrases
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"it's just common sense"
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cheesy pickup lines
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The absolute CHEESIEST of all time is: (drum roll)
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" (mad applause) 
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Post a Quote
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Buy low...Sell high
-EF Hutton |
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master degrees,phds..doctors
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Ive always believed that Intellect is something you are born with...Knowledge is something you aquire. So you can have a top-notch education...that doesnt necessarily make you intelligent. 
yup it's true... The more I learn the less I know |
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I need some advice
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Two heads are better than one
The little head is always right! 
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i am willing to overlook the fact he cant get enough sex...and that he is EXTREMELY kinky..........yea.... i'll overlook that! 
that's the trouble with kinky... it becomes routine 
Maybe the way your doing things...but not in my world 
There's only so many ways you can use aerosol whipping cream
O Ye of little imagination
The ears are OFF LIMITS... what's the safe word again??? 
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i am willing to overlook the fact he cant get enough sex...and that he is EXTREMELY kinky.......... yea.... i'll overlook that!
that's the trouble with kinky... it becomes routine
Maybe the way your doing things...but not in my world
There's only so many ways you can use aerosol whipping cream
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Selfish
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Chocolate, definately going to hog as much of that as possible. Especially if it is over almonds. Chocolate will never be over almonds... There are bonds that can never be broken 
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I need some advice
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Dont tug on Supermans cape...Dont spit into the wind You don't pull the mask of that old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim... 
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i am willing to overlook the fact he cant get enough sex...and that he is EXTREMELY kinky.......... yea.... i'll overlook that!
that's the trouble with kinky... it becomes routine
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I need some advice
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Buy something that appreciates in value and rent everything that doesn't
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I need some advice
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Buy low ...Sell high
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The Expendables
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Arnie seemed to walk like he just had his hip replaced... did you notice that? Yes, but I thought he was just breaking in new boxer shorts. 
boxer shorts?? ARNIE??? 
Yes, if you noticed, he doesn't look like that anymore.
yeah but...uh, you know what commando means ...right? |
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Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
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 One nite with me, and you'll never want another man. that one might backfire if she thought you'd turn her into a lesbo
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The Expendables
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Arnie seemed to walk like he just had his hip replaced... did you notice that? Yes, but I thought he was just breaking in new boxer shorts.
boxer shorts?? ARNIE???
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