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Because they go together. Its just like, egg yoke,& egg whites. Pancakes & syrup. Toast & jam.
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It's a hundred
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All I can say is, I am sure Glad for the picture of the air conditioner on my wall, with fan in front of it
 Comes in handy this time of year
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Wait wait wait... wtf?
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I have got to ask. Is her mom single? If so. Can I get her #?
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Prayers needed.
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If I knew how to do the paste and whatever thingy I would put flowers in this relpy. So i will just say that my prayers are with your family. Mike
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How brave are you???
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There is no way I'm wearing a thong, Dude. Bees don't worry me and the honey sounds kind of kinky. I'd do it in a one-piece. 
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Who cut the cheeze?
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I always claim my fame
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Annoying people
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This topic brings back the memory of a woman I once dated. Some nights while we were talking on the phone, she would fall asleep. She had what I considered a sexy snore. So I would lay in bed with phone to my ear, and listen to her snore until I fell asleep.Gave me the feeling that she was there beside me.
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How brave are you???
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Are you brave enough to coat yourself in honey wearing a thong and dare to walk past a hive of killer bees? 
 count me in
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Purr
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If it doesn't purr. Its a good sign that its dead. I know from experience. I bought a pet rock one time. And soon as I got it home, it died
 . Just laid there and wouldn't do nothing. Was I ever sad Even went out and bought him a feed bowl,collar and leash.
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Older Guys are Helpful
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birth places???
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I was born in a hospital in San Mateo ca. And the first words out of my dads mouth were " EEEEWWWW, Put him back" then " Can we get a refund or exchange?"
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You know you are old when even your blow up doll at you like
 then starts
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I Wonder
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Why these 20 something guys are always emailing me. Im 47.....dont they care? They must think im a cougar. RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The fact that you rock,makes them, want to maybe hold you tight. Wishing that there will come a day. That they will see you face to face, Be able to kiss your tender lips. Then hear you say " Oh baby, please stay" |
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OOOOHHHHHH how I LOVE eating a nice, juicy........fur burger. YUMMY  No better taste in the world
What does eating fur have to do with sex and intimacy??!!
Now i could see if he was talking about bald beaver!! 
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How do you deal....
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with stupid people? They anger me so badly sometimes I get furious. It's really not in my nature to be that way but how do these people get through life? At work I am constantly dealing with the most repetitive, asinine questions and sometimes I really want to punch these guys. How many times should I be expected to answer the same questions or show you how to do the same thing? 1,2,3?..... 10!?....20?!?!?!? Does the fact that I am willing to answer mean they don't ever actually have to RETAIN the information? 
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One man's trash....
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I love swap meets and yard sales.Oh. And dumpster diving. Best place to dumpster dive is either at the middle class apartment complexes, or apartment complexes that are around collage campuses when school is out for the year. JACKPOT!!!!!!!! dumpster diving? now i used to do that yrs ago. this one apt that i used to live you were able to find almost anything.. i found a shelf in perfect shape. one of the neighbors threw away these old cups that had solid gold triming on them..(no they wernt fake gold) and i still have them also found a cable box |
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Meeting the family
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Anyone I've dated usually met my folks and brother within a month. No one's ever met my extended family, since they're mostly all up in Michigan. Michigan Rocks!!  Just sayin 
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what's the rush?
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I'm in a hurry to find a mate because the store where I buy my blow up dolls keeps raising the price on them
Getting too expensive
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When I get hurt feelings over the times my blow up doll wont answer me back when I ask her a question
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