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I didn't know whether to post this under Games or Dating & Relationships...anyway I'll start it off.
"You know you've been single for too long when"...you sign up for an online dating site    
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When you get sick of going to the store for batteries....so you buy rechargable ones!!
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When you get sick of going to the store for batteries....so you buy rechargable ones!!
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wen you start folding your tee shirts and boxers
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when you order take-out and then get dolled up just in case the delivery guy is hot!
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When you get sick of going to the store for batteries....so you buy rechargable ones!!
Or you search the patent pending website for toys that plug into the wall???  Hoping...jusssssstttttt maybe there is hope on the horizon???
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When you get sick of going to the store for batteries....so you buy rechargable ones!!
Or you search the patent pending website for toys that plug into the wall??? Hoping...jusssssstttttt maybe there is hope on the horizon???
They are afraid if you get too wet it could cause electrical shock!!  
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When you get sick of going to the store for batteries....so you buy rechargable ones!!
Or you search the patent pending website for toys that plug into the wall??? Hoping...jusssssstttttt maybe there is hope on the horizon???
They are afraid if you get too wet it could cause electrical shock!!
Hmmmmm I just might like it though???
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when going to the Bingo with mom sounds like a really great way to spend saturday nite....
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When eating dates doesn't make you smile anymore.
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When you get sick of going to the store for batteries....so you buy rechargable ones!!
Or you search the patent pending website for toys that plug into the wall??? Hoping...jusssssstttttt maybe there is hope on the horizon???
They are afraid if you get too wet it could cause electrical shock!!
Hmmmmm I just might like it though???
Want me to shock you??!!   
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when u spend the whole day eating bon bons and watching wedding shows wishing it was u
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when you spend all you time on the boinking puter
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when u spend the whole day eating bon bons and watching wedding shows wishing it was u
I have done that before 
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when your half tempted to hit on the 20 year olds at the mall
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when u spend the whole day eating bon bons and watching wedding shows wishing it was u
 Then i remember what hell i went through to get my divorce!!
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When you watch Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in a romantic movie together and hate them for it.
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You know you've been single for too long when ... You’re happy, and you realize you don’t have to deal with other people’s drama. 
I never lament over being single too long. I love it! 
BTW: this was freak’n funny: “when you order take-out and then get dolled up just in case the delivery guy is hot!”
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When you watch Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in a romantic movie together and hate them for it. or when it pisses you off when couples show affection in public...Get A Damn Room 
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Edited by
chris_pc
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Wed 07/14/10 08:02 PM
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When you watch Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in a romantic movie together and hate them for it. or when it pisses you off when couples show affection in public...Get A Damn Room
Go up to them and say "Excuse me but I think you lost your tongue in that man's mouth. Just saying is all." Walk away laughing |
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