Ok hows it rate

Yeah it burned part of the top off

Wasn't me!

Wasn't me!

Three guys are sitting in a bar talking about the dumb things their wives do.

The First guy says, You wont believe how dumb my wife is. The other day I came home from work and she told me she bought a dish washer. Hell we dont even have electricity!

The second says, Oh thats nothin. I came home from work and my wife bought a jaccuzzi tub and we don't even have plumbing!

The third guy looks up and says, You guys should be proud, you're wives could be brain surgeons compared to mine. I saw her purse sitting open on the counter the other night! So I looked inside and it was full of condoms and she doesn't even have a pe*is!

OMG that is funnier than hell! I love it.

Excellent!

Damn it! I missed the topic again!

Now thats some funny sh*t

Number One common sense answer ABSTINENCE. It works for preventing alot of things....

But if you lack will power my suggestions are:
*Drink quality alcohols, they have less crap in them thus less toxic effects (the few extra bucks is well worth it the next day)
*Do not mix alcohols or drinks (your begging to show everyone what you had for lunch)
*Dont forget to drink water during your drinking field trip (this is a biggie)
*Do not mix drinks (this is one really UGLY drunk person)
*Know your limits
*Eat before drinking (yes its true this really helps)
*Moderation- drink to have fun not to punish yourself the next day.
*Lastly, in case i forgot to mention it, DO NOT MIX ALCOHOL/DRINKS.

These have all worked quite well for me, hope it helps.

Party On!!!!!

Seriously! Your not really asking that question out loud? LOL

"da Fenix"

Marcus Fenix is without a doubt, on terra firma, one bad a** dude who's killed more bugs than the ORKIN man, and does the wrong things for all the right reasons.

BUT! Lets face it.

"da CHIEF"
Not only rocks on the ground but can wage full scale Devil Dog pandaf*******monium in space, underwater, on a spaceship or in a pure methane filled environment. All while holding onto, lets face it, one really cute hologram of a girl. Not only did he did it 3 times with a series of supporting novels.

No matter how you slice it;
Number of encore performances
Bad guy body count
Major money making performances
The Master Chief wins

Three Cheers for the Chief

<-------- Not Me

If Britain takes the U.S. back who will save them, France and Italy from the next evil dictator set on taking them over?

GEEZ, WHATEVER!

Just kidding, thats funny stuff.