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Topic: Dumb wives????
Arizonaboy Joined Wed 08/22/07 Posts: 13	Wed 01/16/08 08:23 PM
Three guys are sitting in a bar talking about the dumb things their wives do. The First guy says, You wont believe how dumb my wife is. The other day I came home from work and she told me she bought a dish washer. Hell we dont even have electricity! The second says, Oh thats nothin. I came home from work and my wife bought a jaccuzzi tub and we don't even have plumbing! The third guy looks up and says, You guys should be proud, you're wives could be brain surgeons compared to mine. I saw her purse sitting open on the counter the other night! So I looked inside and it was full of condoms and she doesn't even have a pe*is!

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Wed 01/16/08 08:23 PM
ha!!!!!

Just_Say_When Joined Mon 09/17/07 Posts: 388	Wed 01/16/08 08:24 PM


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KalamazooGuy87 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 2728	Wed 01/16/08 08:26 PM
i agree with the dumb wives part =)

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Wed 01/16/08 08:26 PM
lol

tmkj34 Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 2	Wed 01/16/08 08:26 PM
Heres one for ya. A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”.

CarlyS714 Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 7	Wed 01/16/08 08:27 PM
I don't get it...

nadius Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294	Wed 01/16/08 08:28 PM
Heres one for ya. A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”. nice one

sexxyandsingle Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 3283	Wed 01/16/08 08:29 PM
i wouldn't trade you for the world i swear it and how the colors coordinate with cloths from your manicured nails to your peticured toes

ehhget Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 109	Wed 01/16/08 08:29 PM
Heres one for ya. A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if he needs help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a bag of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?” He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers, cause it’s sooo much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she”. that awesome

Bryon53067 Joined Wed 09/27/06 Posts: 69	Wed 01/16/08 08:35 PM
Evidently the wives aren't as dumb as the husbands are.