Hi, there is this really hot chick that wants me to be her Internet Boo but I think I committed adultery... I fixed it with some cleaver smoothie talk, but can anyone fill me in before she takes the trailer next time?

Here are some ideas that flopped out of my head like a wet turd:

A shot of the couple in mid "hop" playing leap-frog, i.e. the man with his legs spread hopping over her with a silly smile. IT WORKS! DO IT!

A shot of each brides maids with their heads on top of each other, with their hands under their heads and over the others. You can do this just with one laying and the rest piling up over each side, it's not as uncomfortable as you might think and the shot can be setup quick, looks cute, and they'll have a blast posing for it.

A shot of the bride holding the groom or otherwise doing something to him in a perspective-play shot, i.e. have him stand far away and her hold out her hand and position the camera so he looks like he's inside her hand.

Have them sit on a log together in an innocent children's love shot (but have it be the bride and groom instead).

Take a row-shot of a few people, use a wide or narrow angle and position them (or your lens) so their bodies and faces are partially showing.

Take a picture of the groom leaning against a wall with one hand and looking at his watch with the other, discombobulated, with the brides maids yacking it up with the bride.

All kinds of silly "tell a story" shots like that seem to work well.

Also silly shots with the bride and groom isolated, i.e. them laying on the ground on their backs looking at each other smiling.

You could also do funny parodies, like have the wedding participants all get together for a group shot and have them do "West siiiede" symbols, etc.

You can also play with perspectives and objects, like take a shot of the groom toasting with the glass way up close to like 20% of the left side of the frame with a wide angle lens.

Also caring candid shots, like the groom and bride holding hands when nobody is looking.

aaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent!

Hey take it from me; you seem kind of weird up front when you say you're a witch.

If I were a girl I would think "Hey this guy is kinda hot".

Then when I found out you were a witch I would think "OK I think that's kinda weird", but if I liked you already I might not be scared off like I would at first. But then again also I might just be a stuck up ditz with no redeeming qualities, just out to get someone to abuse in a long line of evilness.

But on the other side of the broom, you want to be you obviously, and if you are looking for your witch-ette, and you DON'T say your a witch, she might look at you and say "Hey this guy is kinda hot, too bad he's not a witch" and you'll effen blow it.

I'm gay, thats why I'm here.

Yo, truss me, it werks... i neva don et befo but but ma frien has... uhm.. .im savin masef fo da right guy I MEAN GIRL, GIRL, THE RIGHT GIRL!

Another person can make you happyER, but you are on the right track; nobody can make you happy in the long term but yourself.

Take it from me; I am yoda when it comes to being happy.

Im tu busy wachun ma sef ina mirror baybe. Hom inpru---wha?

Yo, ima kik it to ya REEL:

Peep dis:

step WUN: smak yo *****.

Step TU: affa u smak yo *****, tell ur dawg ur sorry, animal crewlty izz juss not RIIET!

Step FRE: Meet some howez.

Step FO: Tell um u gos a big weeenis

Step FAV: Git it on.

Yo welcum!

PEACE im OUT!

Day-um. That is a lot of werds n' stof...

To tell you the truth I just forget the number!!! Girls, do us a favor and call US, you'll get better results!

I don't ever want to hurt anyone... I'm just absent minded!

You are so sweet.

I would put I C U P together... BWahWhbaHbhAhWhAHAH wow im an idiot...

I'm as crazy as the come I ate my own foot about 3.6 minutes ago and I didn't even use A1 sauce!!! IM INSANE!!! I MEAN WHAT AM I DOING?? NO A1 SAUCE??? I MEAN... HEH... no A1 sauce... get it? No A1... cause it's... good....

Ah, you're talking about me I see. How sweet no you shouldn't have! Now I'm feeling vaclempt!

I think at this point (until the developers add some snazzy snazz-snazz) you just have to ask for the person's email address and attach it like you normally would.

Funny Stuff

shouldn't mess with if your a guy but a girl.... I think I saw that in a porno once...

ahahahaha I feel like that all the time!

<--------------- committed





<--------------- probably belongs in a mental hospital too

I missed you holy cow where're you been man, DUDE it's been so long WTF and stuff???

Good times... good times....

I don't think society wants skinny women, that's just want the media puts out. I love extra meat on a girl, as long as she takes care of herself I actually PREFER a few extra pounds!

Great now my peepee is hard!!!