.....Meeeeeee!!!!!!!!


Vacation = fun.


Whom missed me??

You were gone???

Of course we missed you!

How are ya, cracker jack??

what's up?
how was it?

you mean you were gone, we didn't notice. LMFAO

HEY WAIT just a minute here,,,,

Our Joshy is on vacation,,,,WHO IS "THIS" IMPOSTER!!!!


WE NEED THE SITE POLICE OVER HERE,,,NOW!!!!!







You nut,,,did ya get any????, lol

private beach = no women my age.

OLDER women are cool,lol

I missed you holy cow where're you been man, DUDE it's been so long WTF and stuff???

Good times... good times....

hey joshy how's it goin?

Baby boy, you are in so much trouble. You were in the next state fro me and I did not know until you were gone.

Okay, I'm over it. How much fun did you have? Hilton Head is one of my happy places.

Email me soon, lots to tell.

Hugs, M

WB Joshy... Hope you had a blast!

Everything was fine.... BUT something just HAD to happen to us on the way there...


Story:

We have been driving for 13 hours and there's 5 of us in the car. Dave was driving, Andy was in the front with him. Bea was sitting in the back with me and CW. And in Bea's car she has a TomTom (which I want one day) and we're 40 miles away from the house so, of course, we're happy and tired at the same time because it's already 1:30am. So Dave's driving on the free way, going 83 in a 70 zone, so then we see cop lights go off. We all think "oh shyt" and we'll just geta a ticket and be on our way. Well, the cop walks up to Dave's window, asks for everything and goes back to his car. We waited for him about 15 minutes then we see two more cars pull up behind the cop's parked car. The officer walks back up to Dave and asks him to get out of his vehicle, so he listens, but when he got out of the car Dave's thumb was in his pocket.

The cop quickly saw this and yelled out "Put your hands above your head!" So Dave listens. Next he had Dave put his hands on the car and he effin' searched him! Then Dave and another Police Officer talk behind Bea's car while the first cop searches around the car with a friggin' DOG sniffing it out! So as the officer talked to Dave he asked where he was going.

Cop: Where are you heading to?
Dave: I don't know.
Cop: You don't know where you're driving to...?
Dave: Not really, I'm just following the TomTom. I've never been here before. We're just on vacation.
Cop: Sir, have you ever smoked pot in your vehicle?
Dave: No. I only tried that stuff once and it was in my home three years ago. Everyone tries it once, right?
*cop doesn't deny*
Dave: And hey, this isn't even my car, it's her's. She was too tired to drive and didn't want to wreck so I took over the wheel.

So the cop goes up to Bea, after putting the dog away, asks her to step out and he searches her. Then I get searched and then CW. So the four of us are standing behind the car talking to the one officer about where we're going while the other cop searches the back seat. Andy is still in the front watching the cop search the back. Cop shines a light on Andy.

Cop: Do you have any illegal drugs, sir??
Andy: Uh, no.
Cop: Sir, I will put your ass in jail if you're lying! Tonight!
Andy: We don't have anything.
Cop: Please step out of the car!

Then they search Andy. And the cop proceeded to search the front seat area. After 45 minutes of this BS guess what they found? NOTHING. We wasted an hour with those A-holes so they could find nothing. And we never gave them a reason to search our car in the first place! So instead of saying sorry for wasting our time and made our drive an almost 15 hour one, they slap us with a $130 ticket. They don't say sorry for assuming we were lying or anything.





fun story, eh?

never noticed you had left but welcome back

welcome back!!!

How did the operation go?

It was my first time at the ocean, and I absolutely loved it! The waves kicked my arse though. My friend Bea got stung 4 times by jellyfish... and my other friend Dave got stung twice (one in right under his ass.... I don't know how the jellyfish got inside his trunks.)

I saw three older women fishing on the beach... and they caught a sting ray! Friggin' awesome to see.

Look at the bright side...
They could of planted something, then hauled you all in...

They could of made you follow then to the judge's house so you could pay your fines before gettin on your way!

OR you could of really needed them & they not be there..

So did you get lots of pics?

I do have lots of pics. And some video's!

HEY joshy welcome back.glad to see you made it ok.I want a pic of you in your swim trunks

If you do it again..take some Adolph's Meat Tenderizer and put it on the jellyfish sting. It will ease the pain and help it heal.
What state was that cop in? Some states are worse than others.