See.... what you ladies don't realoze is that if most men would think like this, a lover of the world as I am may have a chance at love...... and you know I do love you all so verey very much!

OUCH!......Thank you mistress, may I please have another?

ok..... I'm here for my morning flogging who's first.....who's next

Sorry... he likes it all

You know I love ya , and your geography sweetie

Sweet dreams

Well, you can tan my hide, but you can't hang me, I'm already hu......... never mind

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH..... I love special things

Now that would be a welcome change from the gag ball

Well hell..... It sounded like a party to me from the beginning, so we might as well enjoy ourselves

BTW....... Latex? Nice touch

stretch me baby...... Oh yeah!

gotta admit..... sure brought out the pretty ladies

Hell.... I'm a world traveler, I love em all!

I can use the attention.... was feeling neglected

please..... make it hurt so good

Ladies......... It's only a joke ....... but please, hurt me till it feels good!

<-------- sneaks in

Oh boy! Am I in for it now!

A guy walks into a bank and points his finger at the teller "Give me all the money! This is a f**k up!" he yells the teller is surprized but replies "Don't you mean stickup sir?" "No!" replies the would be robber "It's a f**k up, I forgot my gun!"

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The
husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

"To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!"

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the
boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs
bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her
son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased
with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his
mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She
replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with
her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter,
the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking
to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber
he gets."

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick!