GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick!

npp, now you're in for it, the women will lynch you

thats sucks
but you haven't seen me yet

Misty, wonder which age group she falls into ?

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Dominatrix gets out her long sleek thin leather
cat of nine tails with bone spurs on the ends ...

you need to be disciplined Ken...that was not nice.

bonnymiss , take your pick , but be nice ,

Rapunzel, may I borrow your cat when your arm gets tired, I'll continue the punishment!!

yes you may...nvrsaynvr

it would definitely be fitting ...
he deserves all he can get...

shutterbug seriously spared
wouldee when she roasted him...

I will not go as easy on mr. no psychos please
he should know wayyyyy better than that...
welll....you know what they say about paybacks
hahahahahahha.. it'a b----



where did ken disappear to???

he's usually always around ...

Gets out the leather.....

Thanks Rapunzel!

oh..but dear..nvrsaynvr
i have another one...
here you go ...
he deserves a night long thrashing


I haven't even found him yet
for my own righteous retribution...


i believe he's behaving like a coward ...

talks a bunch of trash and then
retreats back into his cave

cannt handle the repercussions
of your actions..... ken?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.?????

oh dear gawd ... I have less than 4 months to transition from gently aging to lost the war? ... nothing a little spackle can't fix I suppose...

Wowez me ... what am I to do?

Same as last year ... live, love, laugh .... and run amok

Artgurl you may run amok with Rapunzel and me!!

Thank for the loan of the extra!!!


Where is that weasel????

I love to run amok


Now is he hiding? Skeered?

he is skeered...he won't even call me...

I bet he won't even answer if i call him.
I'll get his voice mail....scaredy cat

huh huh huh

Snap...

as the thin whip is practiced again and again...


his morning cereal aint the only thing

that is going to go snap crackle and pop

you in for it now Ken saying I need reconstuction surgery just let me get my hands on you

I think he wants us all to tie him up....

Vanessa you get the handcuffs I'll bring the whip and spank his azz good

okay...pkh...certainly ...
but we have to take turns...
each one of us with the long thin switch ...
snap.....crackle...... pop
the serious cat of nine tails ...
& the latex outfit of black death & doom
inside of the Addams family's
Uncle Fester's torture chamber

<-------- sneaks in

Oh boy! Am I in for it now!

Ladies......... It's only a joke ....... but please, hurt me till it feels good!