Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

"Titanic" & "My Life", by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:....... cost - $29.99
Clinton:....... cost - $29.99

Titanic:....... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:....... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:....... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:....... Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic:...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:...... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:....... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:....... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:....... Let's not go there.

Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton:...... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:....... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:....... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:....... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:....... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

Hey wouldee! Happy Holidays my friend!

(((((Teresa))))) I could never leave..... just traveling seeking truths and fortune, visiting friends and enjoying life as it happens. Have missed you bunches sweetie!

(((((princess)))))) Happy Holidays to you sweetheart and don't you worry, I'll be around to miss you while you are welcoming your soldier home . Love you lots and lots

Well, here I am in the cold wet east. Enjoying special friends and adventures and missing everyone bunches!!!!!!

Hope you all have a safe and happy holiday and I will stay in touch as life progresses with updates and an occassional hello

Ken

From miles away he still feels the heat! As always sweetheart, you know how to turn up the heat

Missin ya lots and lovin ya most!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Hope to see you all soon..... here I go!

(((((Denise)))))

Few people have the ability for love that you sincerly share with all you know. In my life I have never known a light that shines so bright as yours. I am so truly blessed by your gift of friendship to me, and forever you will be ......

My Earth Angel

WOW! So much love!

So many things have prevented me from spending the time here with you lately that you all deserve, but I wish you to know how very much I am touched by your love, friendship and blessings.

Once I have again settled I will do my best to honor the friendship you share to me, and I will try to check in during my travels to say "HI" and offer updates.

Love you all!

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★MAY= SEXY
Y -Suave and compromising.
-Funny and humorous.
-Stubborn.
-Very talkative.
-Calm and cool.
-Kind and sympathetic.
-Concerned and detailed.
-Loyal.
-Does work well with others.
-Very confident.
-An awesome kisser.
-Sensitive.
-A very good girlfriend/boyfriend.
-Amazing Smile.
-Positive Attitude.
-Thinking generous.
-Good memory.
-Clever and knowledgeable.
-Loves to look for information.
-Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh.
-Able to motivate oneself and others.
-Understanding.
-Fun to be around.
-Outgoing.
-Hyper.
-Has All The Characteristics of John Carrico
-Bubbly personality.
-Suductive.
-Boy/girl crazy.
-Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling.
-Super sexy.
-Extremley hot but has brains.
-If you
-repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHgwjXlsPY

Big & Rich ~ 8th of November

(((((princess))))) Beautiful!

BTW m'lady Rose, I am glad you have chosen to favor everyone with the wonder of you that I have found so delightful.

Possibilities guide me and I am thankful for the ability to seek them. Freedoms come with a price, and I am always thankful for those who willingly give of themselves that I may enjoy mine.

Veterans day has past and Thankgiving approaches..... one gives reason to the other.

In spirit, my space I share gladly with thee m'lady. Lovingly given and favored beyond chance. Peace and light be thine.

I'll have some of that! Come kiss me you!

(((((Sherri))))) Sweetheart I always wear a smile, and I'll always share it

(((((Denise))))) My journey is all about joy. I could sit here lonely and commonly bored, or I can seek new adventures to relate in my life..... think I'll choose adventure

(((((Barb))))) My journeys are always happy ones

(((((Lauri))))) Sweetie, a tale I'll spin indeed.... got an ear?

(((((hutch))))) I always chase my dreams.....to the end of the world if it draws me

(((((Brenda)))) Indiana is on the way

Robert I may be that way after the holidays send me your info and ya never know my friend

Munch.... Have lots of friends down your way. Ya never know..... could happen my friend .... Welcome to JSH

(((((Noden))))) after that little striptease the other day girl...... don't be thinking your safe from me across the border

(((((Pam))))) You sweet lady are by no means safe from me

Probably leaving in a week if all goes as planned, but might be sooner. I'll say "See ya!" before I go

Headed towards the eastern seaboard soon to seek my fame and fortune Yep, this gypsy is taking his act on the road and may be offline for a while until he gets settled in somewhere. One of the bennies of being single and having so much in life yet undone. People to see, places to go, things to do.

John Lennon said it best.... "Life is what happens while your busy making other plans!"

I refuse to look back and say "I should have" or "I could have", so I'm gonna choose "I did.....!". I do love a good road trip so I'm leaving the rabbit hole for some adventure. Just closing up some business and off I go.

Lots of country between here (Las Vegas) and there (points east) so any of my friends with a couch and a warm meal send me an email and ya never know, ya might get a call

Will try to check in from time to time and let you know how it's going as my hopes are to spend the holidays with someone special back east

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ2a7LlAiqs

Gee.... I've been called many things......NEVER gay!

Cute

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article12979.htm

Pink ~ Dear Mr President

Hmmmmmmmm I wrote a poem that sorta fits.....

Life is a mystery, a riddle to solve
The choices we make, destine how we evolve
Our errors will be many, and pleasures seem few
But we deal with each outcome, it's what we must do

The pain and the pleasure, the hardship the joy
The paths that we take, the tools we employ
We ask "what will happen?", it's only a guess
But we always look forward, and hope for the best

And then comes a time, when it all will seem clear
You find someone special, you wish to be near
They answer your questions, bring peace to your life
Bring love out of chaos, and joy out of strife

You ask "can it be, can I know that it's real?"
But it's you with that answer, just trust how you feel
You must ask with your heart, for the mind can deceive
Your eyes can play tricks, they are hard to believe

Your heart holds your happiness, love holds the key
To the lock that contains it, setting it free
No questions, suspicions, heartbreaks or doubts
For only the right key, can let it all out

A mystery? Yes! With endings unclear
But life can be special, with one you hold dear
So look with your heart, it is what you must do
And that which you seek, Will always find you!

Cute write and I do wish you luck and happiness